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Okay, so my aunt posted a status on facebook requesting everyone to post a lie about how they met her. Here's how mine went:


Her post:
Ready for some fun?!? I would like my Facebook friends to comment on this status, sharing how you met me. But I want you to LIE. That's right, just make it up. After you comment, copy this to your status, so I can do the same. I bet HALF won't read the instructions right.



My reply:

It was a dark and stormy night. The wind was whipping the rain about like little hurricanes. I was walking home with my trench coat wrapped around me, trying to protect myself from the storm. My hair was soaking wet, my makeup was running. ...You drove by and “accidently” hit a puddle, spraying the water on me like a tsunami. As I screamed at you, calling you things that would make a sailor blush, you stopped the car. I found a brick, ran up to your car and busted the windshield out. When I looked inside, I saw your blow-up doll staring back at me with that perfect “o” face. Confused, I ran the other way. You got out of your car, grabbed your doll and chased after me screaming, “IT WAS A GAG GIFT!!!” What I heard was, “I’M GONNA STAB YOU WITH THIS!!!” Screaming, I ran into the nearest building, which happened to be a church full of people. I screamed, “SHE’S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!” as you ran inside after me, doll in hand. I hid behind the piano as you stopped to catch your breath. “No…..You…misunder…stood…m​e” you breathed heavily, “I said…..it….was a gag gift.” You tossed the doll to the nearest person, which happened to be the preacher. (And boy was he shocked!) That’s how we met.




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