An Ode to Brothers
Stories about brothers Are the best types of stories. Whether it’s as simple As him sharing the last chocolate chip cookie With you Or he saves you from drowning When you fall in a pool And you’re too young to know how to swim. Brothers Are indeed The best type Of heroes. Too bad I don’t have one.
Older brothers laugh with you And tell you jokes Which make you laugh so hard Milk squirts out of your nose Like my best friend from third grade. All the girls ran shrieking And while she was blushing He was patting her on the back And laughing As if it were the funniest joke ever. Brothers do not Get put up for adoption And never once come to find Their real family For nineteen years Or even write a letter, Give a phone call, Or even email Their little sister who always wanted to have An older brother.
Older brothers are your knight in shining armor Standing with the sun gleaming off their silver chest As they glare down at the kid who has been bullying you Like my best friend’s brother did In eighth grade. They do not treat you Like a girl friend And substitute you For some girl they can do anything with Because you’re too small to stop him
Older brothers are your best friend Who hold you when you have nightmares About a giant clown chasing you And they tell you it was just a dream Like my best friend’s brother did In ninth grade. Older brothers do not brush you off As if you don’t exist And then when they absolutely have to introduce you He says that you’re his “evil step sister” Who thinks she sees ghosts When that was a secret you confided in him Back when you were still a child.
So you see Even though I have three older male siblings, When we talk about true brothers, I have none.
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