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"I just imagined the whole scene and its horribly hilarious,like you turn around so the others wouldn't be able to see what ur adding in their drink and you're like "i got no idea what I'm doing" and literally add anything liquid. And like when they drink it...they go like "mmm thats tasty what is this" and you're like "Just some tomato juice mixed with red bull, olive oil ,coffee,vodka and vinegar" and then they instantly go nuts and everyone looks at them like "maaaaaaaaaaan thats some crazy bananas,dog"
and there's this one guy who tries to fish from the pool, like "hey guys I caught some tuna,you wont believe this but its purple!"and there its this one kid that was selling oregano in bags and telling everyone its weed it would be like 6pm in the afternoon but everyone thinks its 3am (cause its winter and sun sets earlier and stuff)and when the Ambulance arrives and they ask what happened you're like "I dont even know these people,most were screaming and some were gnawing the poor gnomes from my lawn,man"and there is this one girl that had no idea where she went cause she was stuck in the chimney screaming at the bottom of her lungs who turned the lights off, so the nurses from the ambulance had to call for and entire armada of extra cars to get them all into hospital and sending a poor dog to the vet because some idiot painted it green". -you Cant Escape Fate-