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Yep yep, just a few random bumper stickers I've come across. They have no purpose whatsoever, so enjoy. ^^

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason.

I brake for.........OH, s**t!!! NO BRAKES!!!

There are two types of pedetrians, the quick and the dead.

There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

Boldly going nowhere.

Conserve toilet paper: use both sides.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Thou shalt not meddle in thy affairs of thou dragon, for thou art crunchy and go well with ketchup.

Doctors say I have multiple personality, but we don't agreee with that.

Don't drink and drive: you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it.

Don't steal, the government hates competition.

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will be out.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Ever forget to think, and then forget to start again?

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I wish I was barbie. That b***h has everything.

If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If you're gonna be a turd, go out and lie in the yard.

It's funny until someone gets hurt. then it's hilarious.

It's not how you pick your nose, but where you wipe the booger.

Life's way too short to stay on topic.

Lord, please save me from your followers.

politics (pol-i-tics): poli meaning many, tics meaning small, blood sucking parasites.

Why be difficult when, with a little effort, you can be impossible?

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

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