i saw the best south park last night...it was the (kindalike) xmas episode with forest animals with satanic powers and a porcupine who has sex with saten in hopes of giving birth to the anti christ
wait...does that sound right? porcupine + saten = antichrist? hm...
well...in the end, mountain lions give an abortion to kyle, who bears the antichrist (yet another thing the blame the jews on) and santa shoots all the little forest critters with a shotgun....
how CUTE!!!!!
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Three Signs of the Apocalypse::
---1. Al Roker Yells "Its like waking up with a cold piece of meat!" on public television
---2. Madonna changes her name to Mou-Dunna Bin Jewin', while making out with britney spears and lindsey lohan
---3. When i catch a diamondback lion on Gaia....wait....i just caught one...RUN FOR THE SHELTERS!!!! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!
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