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SO to start this off, i had originally writen, a very long piece, which had morals, and a very touching bit about the depths of human emotion, well, not really, but it was still pretty funny, and then gaia totally crapped out on me, and i lost it all. so i apologize in advance for the short summary that is about to take place, it was pretty damn long.





OK--






So, i nursed my wounds after the run in with the Teen Titan, and i baked some speacial Sean Connery shaped Exlax cookies, then, i dressed up like a french maid, and delivered them to uberman's mansion, where i then, hid in the bushes, waiting to hear uberman's anguished cries of pain.

upon hearing them, i snuck into to his home, via a cleverly placed bandaid to keep the door from closing all the way. i then snuck down into his dungeon, where i had it on good authority he was keeping my scarf and my slippers. i found them, they had been beaten, and chained to a wall, where they had been beaten further, and ill fed.

D: Oh My God! what has he done to you my friends!?

Right Slipper: ..............................!!!

Left Slipper:..............................!!!

Scarf:.............................................pornography............................!!!

D: THATS DESPICABLE!!! i will make sure he pays for his unjust doings!!


Just then, uberman burst into the basement. he must have heard me shouting at the top of my lungs.

Uberman: So, you used the cookies to through me off guard?! well it almost worked. You shall now pay the ultimate price for having broken into my abode!

D: Thats what you think uberman, you'll never defeat me, and also, you spelled "throw" as "through" you idiot!

Uberman: IMPUDENCE!!! YOU SHALL PAY DEARLY!!!! I SUMMON YOU BRISCOE!!!!


Upon those words, uberman summed his mighty companion, BRISCOE: THE MAGICAL WATERBUFFALO, from dimensions unknown, Briscoe leapt into action.

D: looks like im in a pickel now, how will i ever escape?!


INDEED!! will he manage to escape, or is this curtains for our hero?! find out on the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z!!------no, that's not right, well, just come back here, and look, you'll see!










Butter....