why going out with Naruto is a bad idea
1.he will never shut up
2. he will only take you out to ramen resturants on dates
3. he will talk about ramen most of the time on the dates
4. he will buy you only orange things as gifts
5. he might scare your friends away
6. all your ramen in your house will go missing
7. naruto is short (lol)
8. your agruements will last for 3 episodes
9. he will ask you if he is better than Sasuke
10. Sasuke will ask you what you see in Naruto
11. Sakura will ask you what you see in Naruto
12. Tsunada will ask you what you see in naruto
13. everyone will ask you what you see in Naruto
14: youwill probably respond with " he makes good ramen"
15. you could never sneak out with him cause he is loud
16. he will tell everyone your relationship problems
17. he'll read your diary and then get caught
18. his kisses taste like miso, or chiken or beef depends on the ramen he ate
19. Hinata might kill you
20. Hinata will call you over and over and make threats
21. random people will call you and ask to fight him
22. Orochimaru will stalk you and ask you where he is
23. Naruto will say "believe it" at the end of all the love letters he writes u
24. naruto will write "i will be hokage one day" at the end of all the love letters he writes you
25. He will use his clones as subsituts on dates he doesnt want to go to with you.
did i miss anything jojo?
