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30 Ways to Annoy Itachi... blaugh rofl 4laugh lol
1. Ask him why he didnt kill Sasuke and keep asking, "Why?" over and over again.
2. Everytime he open his mouth, laugh. And when he asks, "why are you laughing?" reply, "What? Whos laughing?"
3. Steal his nail polish and tell him Orochimaru took it.
4. Whenever he meets his brother sing, the "I love you" song from Barney.
5. Tell him the lines on his face make him look old.
6. Buy him bright red nailpolish for his birthday and tell him it matches his eyes.
7. Ask him where he brought he contacts from and how much did they cost.
8. Ask Itachi, Why he gets a konoha symbol on his headband and Kisame gets only four lines?
9. When he does something or say anything ask him "How does that make you feel?"
10. Attach a fake nose to him while he is sleeping. After he wakes up and you two are out in the crowded place, pull off the fake nose and scream, "I got your nosie!"
11. Tell him that the cloak doesn't match his eyes and make a huge fuss about it.
12. Say random things
13. Ask him where he got his nail polish
14. When ever he says anything that is slightly mean to anyone, burst out crying and shout, "meanie."
15. After something really bad happens to him say, "Guess what?" "I have great news!"....."I just saved a bunch of money on car insurence by switching to Geico."
16. When he is eating a meal, make sure he has lots of food and don't let him leave the table until he eats it all.
17. Ask Itachi for a bowl of Rice Crispies, pour milk into it and start to have a serious conversation with it, all of a sudden act totally offened and push the bowl onto the floor when Itachi tell you to clean it up say "NO! I want to see them suffer!" Then laugh manically.
18. Where ever he walks, run a few feet before him and spray-paint a red carpet.
19. Give him a summoning jutsu to learn that summons a giant pink unicorn and say you thought the animal fit with his personality.
20. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.
21. Shout "Intruder" while pointing at him then spray him with silly string.
22. Scream at the top of your lungs and tell him you saw an ant.
23. Ask him in a sing song voice "Can you tell me how to get how to get to Seasame Street?" and when he says no scream "LIAR!" and tell him you saw him on tv there last week, and he was eating cookies with Cookie Monster.
24. When he's spying on Naruto, go over to him(Itachi) and say in a really loud whisper so that Naurto can hear "Do you think Naruto knows we're here..huh do ya Itachi?
25. Whenever you are refering to him or speaking about him to someone else call him Tachi...my sweet Tachi.
26. Ask him if he'll kill your family for you, when he says, no ask him, "Why?! You killed your's and this time, make SURE that you get the brother"
27. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever.
28. Go around saying you taught him everything he knows.
29. Ask him if he and Kisame have a "thing" going on and when he says "no" nudge and wink at him saying "Its okay Itachi, there is no need to lie, Kisame is a real catch." Then laugh at your own stupid joke.
30. When your both in a crowd place yell "OH SO NOW THAT I'M PREGNANT YOUR GOING TO LEAVE ME?! I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!" Then slap him and run away crying hysterically.
 PrincessEran · Fri Jul 14, 2006 @ 04:33am · 0 Comments |
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