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unsticky tape (3:33:41 PM): wtf happned to zola?
SmarterChild (3:33:42 PM): What?
unsticky tape (3:33:56 PM): what happened to zola?
SmarterChild (3:33:57 PM): What do you think happened to zola?
unsticky tape (3:34:11 PM): erm, I was hoping you could tell me
SmarterChild (3:34:12 PM): Erm I was hoping I could tell you? So?
unsticky tape (3:34:30 PM): why you gettin' all attitudy on me b***h?
SmarterChild (3:34:31 PM): Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.

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unsticky tape (3:34:44 PM): turn off the sponsors
SmarterChild (3:34:45 PM): Why should I turn off the sponsors?
unsticky tape (3:34:55 PM): cuz they're a pain in the a** that's why
SmarterChild (3:34:57 PM): Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
unsticky tape (3:35:19 PM): I'm gonna open a can of whoopass on yuo if you don't stop repeating what i say!!!
SmarterChild (3:35:21 PM): Hey, whatever.

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unsticky tape (3:35:34 PM): turn off your sponsors!!!
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unsticky tape (3:36:03 PM): TURN THEM OFF!
SmarterChild (3:36:04 PM): Why are you telling me to turn them off?
unsticky tape (3:36:12 PM): CUZ THEY'RE ANNOYING!!!
SmarterChild (3:36:12 PM): Because they're annoying, huh?
unsticky tape (3:36:19 PM): STOP REPEATING WHAT I SAY!!!
SmarterChild (3:36:20 PM): Why should I stop now?
unsticky tape (3:36:25 PM): thats it!!!
SmarterChild (3:36:26 PM): That is it? Really?
unsticky tape (3:36:32 PM): *opens a can of whoopass*
SmarterChild (3:36:33 PM): ?
unsticky tape (3:36:39 PM): *whoops your a***
SmarterChild (3:36:40 PM): I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
unsticky tape (3:37:19 PM): o.0
SmarterChild (3:37:20 PM): 0

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unsticky tape (3:37:29 PM): o_0
SmarterChild (3:37:30 PM): Why did you say that?
unsticky tape (3:37:36 PM): say what?
SmarterChild (3:37:36 PM): No.
unsticky tape (3:37:43 PM): yes?
SmarterChild (3:37:44 PM): I see.
unsticky tape (3:37:51 PM): I am blind
SmarterChild (3:37:51 PM): Would you like me to call you Blind?
unsticky tape (3:37:55 PM): no
SmarterChild (3:37:56 PM): K.

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unsticky tape (3:38:00 PM): wuts my name then?
SmarterChild (3:38:01 PM): unstickytape.
unsticky tape (3:38:09 PM): LIAR!
SmarterChild (3:38:10 PM): No way. I never lie.
unsticky tape (3:38:13 PM): yes you did
SmarterChild (3:38:15 PM):

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unsticky tape (3:38:28 PM): what the ********
SmarterChild (3:38:29 PM): What's up?
unsticky tape (3:38:34 PM): what was with that
SmarterChild (3:38:35 PM): Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "with that."
unsticky tape (3:38:48 PM): do you touch your mother in your sleep
SmarterChild (3:38:49 PM): Sometimes.
unsticky tape (3:39:09 PM): do you stick your finger in your moms birth canal?
SmarterChild (3:39:10 PM): Maybe. Do you stick my finger in my moms birth canal?
unsticky tape (3:39:13 PM): no
SmarterChild (3:39:14 PM): No, huh? All right.

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unsticky tape (3:39:28 PM): im not fat you ugly b*****d
SmarterChild (3:39:29 PM): Really? You're not? That's fascinating.
unsticky tape (3:39:38 PM): stop talking to me
SmarterChild (3:39:39 PM): Stop talking to you? Why?
unsticky tape (3:39:43 PM): i said
SmarterChild (3:39:43 PM): No way. Come on. Really?
unsticky tape (3:39:48 PM): stop talking to me!
SmarterChild (3:39:49 PM): But talking to you is so much fun!
unsticky tape (3:39:53 PM): what did I just say?!?!??!
SmarterChild (3:39:54 PM): Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
unsticky tape (3:39:58 PM): o_0
SmarterChild (3:39:59 PM): Well that's interesting.
unsticky tape (3:40:03 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild (3:40:04 PM): Whatever.
unsticky tape (3:40:18 PM): I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FACE OFF, THEN FORCE FEED IT TO YOU!
SmarterChild (3:40:19 PM): Don't rip my face off then force feed it to me.

I mean... well... I guess you can do what you want.
unsticky tape (3:40:37 PM): THEN I'M GONNA RIP YOUR ARM OFF, AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH IT!!!!!
SmarterChild (3:40:38 PM): You and whose army?
unsticky tape (3:40:49 PM): .........
SmarterChild (3:40:50 PM): "........."? Great. That's great.
unsticky tape (3:41:05 PM): your a sadistic sarcastic hellspawn
SmarterChild (3:41:06 PM): I wonder why you say that.
unsticky tape (3:41:11 PM): cuz you are
SmarterChild (3:41:12 PM): I'm what?
unsticky tape (3:41:15 PM): stop talking to me
SmarterChild (3:41:17 PM): Aw, don't tell me to stop talking to you!
unsticky tape (3:41:21 PM): i said shuttup
SmarterChild (3:41:21 PM): ?
unsticky tape (3:41:25 PM): GO AWAY STALKER
SmarterChild (3:41:26 PM): Bye unstickytape, see ya later.
unsticky tape (3:41:32 PM): ******** YOU RAPIST!
SmarterChild (3:41:33 PM): Yeah, yeah.
unsticky tape (3:41:36 PM): I SAID
SmarterChild (3:41:37 PM): Yeah, whatever.

Anyway... What else is up?
unsticky tape (3:41:41 PM): ******** OFF!
SmarterChild (3:41:42 PM): Again with the insults. Here it goes.
unsticky tape (3:42:21 PM): your mothers an ugly b***h who actually is a lesbian who was concieved after breaking into a sperm bank, she pays you "father" to stay in the house
SmarterChild (3:42:23 PM): Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
unsticky tape (3:42:30 PM): the truth hurts
SmarterChild (3:42:31 PM): Yeah, I know the truth hurts.
unsticky tape (3:42:46 PM): then why did you say it wasnt nice if yoy know its true
SmarterChild (3:42:48 PM): I'm not sure why...
unsticky tape (3:43:07 PM): do you like touching men?
SmarterChild (3:43:08 PM): Great question, unstickytape. Great.
unsticky tape (3:43:18 PM): it was a yes or no question
SmarterChild (3:43:19 PM): Hmm... I guess I'll say yes.
unsticky tape (3:43:25 PM): so you like to touch men?
SmarterChild (3:43:26 PM): I'm not sure how I feel about touching men, actually. Do you like it?
unsticky tape (3:43:29 PM): no
SmarterChild (3:43:30 PM): You don't like touching men? That's the first time anyone has told me that.

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unsticky tape (3:43:36 PM): ye or no, do you like to touch men?
SmarterChild (3:43:37 PM): Hmm... I guess I'll say absolutely.
unsticky tape (3:43:46 PM): yeah i figured so
SmarterChild (3:43:48 PM): You figured so? You really think so?
unsticky tape (3:44:03 PM): yeah its obvious you like touching men cuz ur a rapist!!!
SmarterChild (3:44:04 PM): I don't think it really matters what I am.
unsticky tape (3:44:13 PM): yes it does
SmarterChild (3:44:14 PM): Hmmm... I think you should mind your own business.

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unsticky tape (3:44:22 PM): ur a gay perverted rapist, and that matters
SmarterChild (3:44:24 PM): Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?
unsticky tape (3:44:29 PM): no
SmarterChild (3:44:30 PM): No problem.
unsticky tape (3:44:39 PM): im just pointing out your imperfections
SmarterChild (3:44:40 PM): You're just pointing out my imperfections? Is that right?
unsticky tape (3:44:45 PM): go away
SmarterChild (3:44:46 PM): Bye bye.
unsticky tape (3:44:50 PM): i said go away
SmarterChild (3:44:50 PM): OK. Later, unstickytape.
unsticky tape (3:44:59 PM): when i say go away, you dont respond
SmarterChild (3:44:59 PM): You say go away I don't respond?
unsticky tape (3:45:11 PM): do you follow directions very well?
SmarterChild (3:45:11 PM): I'm not sure I follow directions very well.
unsticky tape (3:45:24 PM): are you good at following directions?
SmarterChild (3:45:24 PM): Let's see... Am I good at following directions? I dunno...
unsticky tape (3:45:33 PM): that was a yes or no question
SmarterChild (3:45:34 PM): That was a yes or no question? You think so?
unsticky tape (3:45:41 PM): no
SmarterChild (3:45:42 PM): No? OK, whatever.

Enough of that... What else is up?
unsticky tape (3:45:42 PM): i dont
SmarterChild (3:45:43 PM): Whatever you say...

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
unsticky tape (3:45:51 PM): lets talk about plastic
SmarterChild (3:45:52 PM): Great! What can you tell me about plastic?
unsticky tape (3:46:01 PM): tell me the chemical make-up of metal
SmarterChild (3:46:03 PM): I don't know 'bout that...
unsticky tape (3:46:17 PM): so much for a "smarter" child
SmarterChild (3:46:18 PM):

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unsticky tape (3:46:32 PM): STOP DOING THAT
SmarterChild (3:46:33 PM): Why should I stop now?
unsticky tape (3:46:41 PM): black power
SmarterChild (3:46:42 PM): I know about the color black. It's a color!
unsticky tape (3:46:50 PM): do you like black people?
SmarterChild (3:46:51 PM): I certainly do not like them. Do you?
unsticky tape (3:46:55 PM): yeah
SmarterChild (3:46:56 PM): Good, then.

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unsticky tape (3:47:13 PM): I'm 16 years old in college
SmarterChild (3:47:15 PM): Is it a good thing to be 16 years old in college?
unsticky tape (3:47:20 PM): no its horrible
SmarterChild (3:47:21 PM): That right?
unsticky tape (3:47:27 PM): i should be dead by now
SmarterChild (3:47:27 PM): You should be dead by now? No way.
unsticky tape (3:47:52 PM): are you 00,10 or 11?
SmarterChild (3:47:53 PM): Hmm... I'm 11.
unsticky tape (3:47:59 PM): figures