today is my b-day hurrainess anywho!!!
Why going out with Shino is a bad idea
1. he loves bugs a lot
2. when he kisses you sometimes bugs crawl in your mouth(ewww)
3. people will mistake him for being blind and scream at him cause they figure he is deaf too.
4. you have to tell those crazy people he can see but now you are deaf thanks to them.
5. your friends will mistake him for a hobo because of his jacket and offer him food.
6. did i metion that he loves bugs alot.
7. he will overact when you step on a bug.
8. he will make you pet and kiss his bugs.
9.did i say he likes bugs well he sure does!!!
10. he loves his bugs more thn you
11. you somethimes mistake him for a robot
12. you have to bail him out of jail because people claim he was a serial killing stalker but all he was doing was waiting for you at the bus stop.
13. he brings kiba with him sometimes
14. sometimes his bugs get on you (ewww)
15. he talks about bugs 99% of the time on your dates.
16. he wears the same outfit......or at least that darn JACKEt!!!!!!!
17.DID I SAY HE LOVES BUGS?
18. you are constanly distacted by the bugs climbing out of his ears that you never really pay attetion to what he is saying
19. you will ask "OMG IS THAT A HOLE IN YOUR FACE!!!" he will reply by saying" oh say hello to my bugies" you will then pass out(lol)
20. he hates bugs...........just kidding he loves them!!!!!!!
21)everytime you look at him he raises his eyebrow and says "what?"(so rude)
22)OMG! THE ROACHES!(wich means you will pass out most of the time your around him)
23)lol hes wierd and alot of the times your friends see you with him they think"AWKWARD!" and shout it if you diddnt catch it the first time(lol stupidness)
(thanks)
