I've probably got like a thousand bucks while the economic activity is down, and my peanut butter jar broke (no not IRL) , now I can't jump out of my peanut butter jar! The economics better come back soon so I can buy a hammer to fix it xp
So let me give you a good look at an OOC day of... Well idk, an OOC day! In this OOC day there will be two heads, and narrations inbetween.
KEY OF PEOPLE
3nodding = me
mrgreen = my archnemesis
twisted = An evil spectating beam of goo
rofl = flying saucer
emo = grandad
scream = Boat captain
neutral = anyone else...
dramallama = lama
emo 3nodding
3nodding - Grandad, I am off to board thetitanic.
emo - Quick, QUICK!!! GOD DAMNIT BOY, QUICK!
3nodding - okay.
Narration: As I ran to the titanic, I came across a pirate that was gardening and tending to his flower to make it seaworthy again.
pirate 3nodding neutral
pirate - Arh, me boy, chose not if you do t'board the 'tanic y'will b'safe with me.
3nodding -Okay.
neutral - Oh my gosh, is this some kind of plot line?
domokun -(random domo comes along and eats the face)
After the random domo ate the little face, me and the pirate stepped onto his flower and accuractely stood on one foot, holding our other one in the air with our pinky and index finger, and then we dove zoomed off just like a motercycle. Meanwhile my archnemesis boarded the titanic, unknowing of his fate.
mrgreen scream rofl
scream - C'mon, we're leaving.
mrgreen - I don't think it's safe, maybe I shouldn't, I mean, what if we hit a glacier?
scream - Dumbass -_- glaciers are just myths
mrgreen - wtf?
rofl - *in the distance a flying saucer was flying overhead, with preheated sausages.*
As my archnemesis spoke with the ship captain, my grandad happened to be in a flying saucer, and eating sausages...
emo rofl
emo - Put heat to maximum, sonny, we have glaciers to move 'round.
rofl - cordinates locked, thrusters switching to hyperspeed...
As they spoke, I was speaking with the pirate aboard his flower, holding my foot accordingly, while he stood on his head touching his toes to steer the flower.
pirate 3nodding twisted
3nodding - Hey, do you see a saucer up there?
pirate - Arrr, me matey, I be not seein' a saucer since last tuesday, lassy.
3nodding - Okay, it may have been swamp gas...out here in the middle of the ocean y'know, happens all the time...
pirate - Arrr, me lassy.
twisted - *the slime of goo flies onto the pirate face, forcing the pirate to change direction*
pirate - Arr, me matey, the slime has taken control of me steering jaw!
3nodding - *gapes at the pirate's second jaw.*
pirate - ARRRRR!!!
It was most fortunate the slime hit his steering jaw when it did, otherwise we would have jumped over a glacier, which would make the flower loose it's slippery abilities, thus drowning us, meanwhile in some haunted mansion a a lama spoke with my grandad over a saucer computer screen
emo dramallama
dramallama - Have you aquired the---*static in intercom* specified location?
emo - You betcha, sonny, and I moved the glaciers so that it will hit the titanic, an' everythin' has gone 'cording t'plan.
dramallama - Good, then mankind will be stopped from discovering our layer in there path to there location.
emo Yes *opens another screen* and it seems m'boy has accompanied a pirate.
dramallama - Very well, my sources tell me that they will encounter a spectating evil slime if they are trieing to get to the place on a flower.
emo + dramallama = Mwahahahahahaha!
As you can imagine the titanic went on to hit the glacier, and eventually I ended up in california and played poker to become a millionare. It turned out my grandad was working with the secret agency and moved on to a higher rank, thus I never saw him again. As for my archnemesis, he knew how to walk on water and crafted his own fridge out of some spare wire, he moved on to become a water hermit and constructed his house on the atlantic ocean.
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