Common questions/apparent facts we are faced with as goths.
Are you a gof? --Yup. No you're not! --Why the hell did you ask me in the first place then, if you know so much? Do you listen to slipknot? --Oh yeeeees, every single goth listens to slipknot. Yeah. All goths are bi/gay! --All chavs/preps are morons. Do you cut your wrists? --Yes, every single goth loves pain. Are you a devil workshipper? --No. Then why do you lot have his symbols on your stuff?! --Why do you wear a baseball cap when you're not a baseball player? REAL Goths don't wash. --Oh. *sniffs armpits* Guess I'm not a real goth then... Goths are all depressed! --I've yet to meet more than 3 goths who are actually diagnosed with depression. REAL goths wear all black! --*is currently wearing hot pink* lalalalaaa... Goths are only girls. --Did you get a visit from the stupid fairy this morning? The only real goths are in sweden/america. --Did the voices tell you that? OMG! You're so ugly maaaaan! --Oh. Ouch. I'm going to go..slit my wrists or something. Yeah. GOF! --Goth, darling. Not 'f', 't-h'.
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