ya i feel like picking on him today lol
1. say his hair looks like a birds behind
2. call him itachi
3. tell him he is weaker than itachi
4. tell him that Naruto is hotter than him
5. dye his hair pink in his sleep
6. replace his kunais with hamsters or even better bananas lol
7. shout out "OMG THERES ITACHI"
8. call him emo
9. dye his clothes orange
10. make him do sexy jutsu then point and yell "OMG SASUKE I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE LIKE THAT" in front of everyone lol
11. dress and look like him and impersonate him
12.tell Sasuke, Lee is in love with him LOL
13. when he is alseep put explosives in his room and set them off
14. steal his underwear
15. dare him to wear the same underwear for a week
16. Call him tucan Sam and make him say "Follow your nose" lol
17. play happy music and dance around him
18. play a theme song everytime he walks
19.put hot sauce in his food
20. make him hit you then yell out loud "PLease dont kill me im sorry"
21. tell Uchiha sounds like a name for a candy bar
22. call his cellphone and say "7 days" or " uhhhhhhhhhhospjjspjspsjdpasj" like the lady from the grudge
23. yell ah ha ha ha you lost to Lee and Gaara
24. call him Poops(thats my fav nickname for boys)
25. MAke up a list of ways to annoy him and show it to him lol