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what to do when you got a starving fat man in your house.
ok step 1.You get out the forks and knifes and other crap like that
step 2.you cook a big fat juicy plate of chicken wings
step 3.you wave the plate in front of his face and ask " Do you want some?"
Step 4.If yes you take a chicken wing and act like your gunna give it to him but you don't
step 5.you eat the chicken wing right in front of him
step 6.put plate down and ask one more time "Ok are you sure you don't want it?"
step 7.if yes again you grab the plate and dig into the chicken wings
step 8.laugh histriculy i know thats not spelt right so don't say it.
trust me if these steps don't work then just use a fat girl.