This is a true story... and it is scary..for me... but if you have nightmares about it.... you will feel my fear...or pain.
I am ok with chasing birds.... but squirrels? They are a different story....
I have my reasons for not chasing them anymore...... I was just playing a innocent game of....... ELIMINATION!!!!! dun dun dun! I stopped to look around to see if it was safe to throw the tennis ball.... then.... I saw a gray thing running accross the field. I looked to see what it was..... then I knew.... it was a Squirrel!!!!!! dun dun dun! I yelled "SQUIRREL" to warn people of this creature... but.... it was to late... the squirrel cornered my friend against the wall.... it reared up and hissed.... I ran around in circles screaming... it noticed me and decided I would be fun to torture. It chased me and I hid under a tree. I was not thinking because it climbed up the tree and was soon right above me. I ran away..... that squirrel still taunts us when we see it..... how do I know it is the same squirrel? I just do.... Cause I mean...who would get attacked by a gray squirrel twice? But there was one time when I got attacked by a brown squirrel, but that is a different story. Now I warn you... next time you see a squirrel.... be sure to warn people before they attack you!!!!
 Ominous Lush · Thu Dec 07, 2006 @ 10:17pm · 0 Comments |
