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I may have managed to get lost on my way to zero through sixth hour today. (I really need a map or something...) But Meagan stayed home "sick" again. (LIAR! scream )
So it's second hour and Meagan picks up Mitsy and myself, to go home and have french toast. (Sorry I cut class again Mom, but you've gotta understand, there was french toast!) But there's only one egg, so instead we have pancakes. It's not quite the same, but close enough. So we eat pancakes and talk about everyone we know who isn't present, and come to the conclusion (again) that truely, I'm a gay guy stuck in a woman body. This conclusion is reached (again) when we were talking about Kristina's ex-boyfriend and Meagan's current boyfriend, Cole, and how the first time we met he pinched my a** while his arm was around Kirstina. It was when I said, "I was like, `Honey, I am not willin' to share with anyone!`" (In referance to sharing my men) This really would be ideal, being a gay guy in a woman's body, except, I'm a straight chick. I mean, I've got obsenely high standerds for my men, but what can I say, I know what I want.
So anyway, we go to the bank I take out $25 so we can go to Planned Parenthood for Mitsy to get a pregnancy test for $16. (Then $5 went to gas money, and the rest lunch.) Anyway, Planned Parent hood gives free condoms! (SCORE!!! blaugh ) What more, they give you options! You can have, colored condoms, flavored condoms, or lubricated condoms. So, Meagan keeps telling Mitsy and me, "Go get me a colored condom!"
"No, get one yourself."
Well, we, meaning me, of course, got Meagan her beloved colored condom as we left. It was yellow. (I just now reallized, Meagan calls me "Yellow" I hope she doesn't remember that when she uses that condom.)
So our next stop; the park! (Do normal 17-18 year-olds go to the park?) And what a fabulous park it was! I mean there were like 6 swings, and a rocking alegator or crocidile. I'm not sure which, but who cares?!
It had these little things that you stood on and crossed on, but 3 of the 5 weren't connected properly. They're supposed to be chained to the bottom and top, the first three were only connected at the top. So we played on those. Then I went down a slide. It was straight, but bumpy. (Sounds like sex for some reason.)
As it turned out, they weren't thinking of big-boobed 17-year-olds when they designed this slide, because half way down, my bra was empty. So I have to fix myself in the middle of the park. (It's a damn good thing I decided to wear a tee-shirt today rather than something low cut.!)
So our next stop; we get some ice cream from McDonalds, I got vanilla. it cost all of $2.24 for the three of us. My treat of corse. Well Mitsy did fork over a quarter, but would't even let me keep the 1 cent change. (And you people say I'm greedy. stare )
So we go home, eat our ice cream and talk. We talked about Wednesday's lunch, when we stayed on campus, and were eating lunch, when we heard this chick say, "My voice isn't that manly"
So I just couldn't resist so I'm like, "Yes it is."
"Up yours, b***h!" Was liddle miss band geek's hurtful responce.
Ok. This was so predictable, but I couldn't help myself! It was just to easy!
So I proced to yell out "You know I like it like that!"
Kristina, Meagan, Mitsy and my self an break into peels of laughter. The kind of laughter Meagan described as the typical "popular mean girls" laugh.
But if you ask me, she over reacted! I was just kidding, no need to be mean to me when I'm kidding.
So anyway, we then head off to school, to pick up Kristina. So we grab her and she shows us her new purse, wallet, shirt and shoes.
She then procedes to inform us how she simply glides in her new shoes.
As she tells us this she does her little gliding walk.
"What the hell is that? That's not gliding, that's jogging!" I said in my average satirical tone.
"It's not even jogging, it's trotting." Corrected Mitsy.
"Oh shut up!"
This is me we're talking about! There's no way I'm going to let it end here! So, I choose to take this moment to further my mockery of Kristina, by trotting like a drag queen cought in the rain. Left hand in the "Oh how fabulous" position and everything!
So we're almost to the car and for some reason it struck us to trot like Kristina to the car, so Mitsy, yes Mitsy and I trot with the left hand itn the "Oh how fabulous!" position and everything to the car! We then decide to get lunch. Back to McDonalds with us!
So we order off the dollar menu, though I really wanted a Happy Meal! I mean, c'mon they had My Little Pony toys! But alas, no Happy Meal for Danni. ( sad )
So we pull away to go eat at the oh-so-fabulous park, when Mitsy realizes, none of us got drinks!
"We've got like 50 cents." Kristina chuckles. "That can buy us one can of soda. Maybe two."
"Not even! We could only get two cans of soda if they were 25 cents each!" I retort.
"Go to Walmart!" Kristina adds in a sarcastic way.
(Now there's a plan.)
"Well if we go to Target, I've got a gift card, but I'm not sure how much is on it." I say.
"We can go to Target, but you'll be late to 6th hour." Meagan reminds us.
(Oh.. ya.)
Well one thing leads to another, and we decide to risk ditching for the soda with our lunch. (Hey! A girl has her priorities!)
Before we get even close to Target I remember, I've got like $20 at Walmart! It's closer, and I know I've got enough money.
So Meagan drops Kristina and me off at the Garden Section of Walmart to go through there and get the drinks. On the way we see all these adorable stuffed animals. I was so tempted to buy one but I didn't. But I couldn't resist buying a few pens, since the pen I got with my new Tinkerbell journal died, after liek 10 pages of writing. (I'd really expected it to last more than one day... stare ) So then I get the drinks, Iced Tea for Meagan, Mountain Dew for Mitsy, Dr. Pepper for Kristina, and Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper for me. We pay, it costs all of 7 dollars and some-odd cents, and that's the end of that.
So we go into the car and go home, not to the park, because the park is to risky.
We all eat, and tell Kristina about the condoms at Planned Parenthood. We then decide to snag a few for ourselves. Well Kristina wasn't willing to go in by her self, take the condoms and leave, so I came in with her, to ask about birth controll, while she took the condoms.
The conversation went something like this;
Me: Um. Excuse me.
Receptionist: Yes?
Me: Umm can you tell me if I need an apointment to get birth controll?
Receptionist: Yes, you do.
Kristina hadn't snagged and condoms yet. stressed
Me: Could you tell me how much it would cost?
Finally Kristina grabs a few, but only the colored ones! I don't want colored condoms, I want flavored ones! scream (Where's you common sence woman?!)
Receptionist: 69 - 169 dollars, depending on your medical records.
Me: Wow. That's quite a chunk of change, I'll definately need to get some cash. sweatdrop
Receptionist: Would you like our card?
Me: Oh! That'd be great!
Kristina still hasn't gotten enough. I guess it's time to bring out the heavy artilary. (Damn you Kristina! What's taking you so long!?!)
Me: Heh. I'm still a virgin as of current, and I was wondering, what kind of birth controll is available?
Kristina snags some more.
Receptionist: Here, I'll give you a flier.
Me: Oh, thankyou!
So I spend a few moments scanning the flier, in case I have any questions while Kristina grabs a few more condoms.
Me: Thankyou.
And we leave.
As we walk t'wards the car I wave my pamphlet prooving I'm planning to be a slut. And we get in the car.
Kristina managed to snag only 6 condoms though! So Meagan takes the red one, Misty takes a colored one and strawberry flavered condom, kristina gets the left-over lubricated condom, while I take the other strawberry flavored and orange condoms.
Our total condom count at the end of the day: 7.
It was quite amusing though, because we were fighting over who got what condoms.
We then go back to the park, play around a bit. (Not like that. stressed ) Then bring Kristina and Mitsy back to school.
Meagan and I go home, and we straighen up a bit, then Meagan takes a nap, while I try to figure out how to draw.
And that concludes my day.
To summarize, I cut school all day, got icecream, talked about past events found a fabulous park, got two condoms, which I had to fight Meagan, Mitsy and Kristina for.
The End.
 Immature Subject Matter · Sat Feb 05, 2005 @ 03:57am · 6 Comments |
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