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This is my NaruHina Rehab center. xd I will be addressing my major issues with my obsessions over the pairing, as well as my obsession over Naruto, and my hate for other pairings and characters. sweatdrop -
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Lesson 1: Admit It
Therapist: Admit it. You are addicted to Naruhina. You can't stop thinking about it. Naruto loving Hinata. It's becoming an obsession. You enjoy every second of them together on the screen. You hate when they leave. Admit it. Say, "I am addicted to NaruHina."
Me: I'm not addicted, it's just that I love and su-
Therapist: Admit you are obsessed then.
Me: I am not obsessed, alright? I just deeply love the pairing and-
Therapist: *takes out five shuriken* I knew this would be difficult.... sigh...
Me: eek Hey, what's with the shuriken? gonk
Therapist: Please admit your addiction to NaruHina, or I will be forced to use these.
Me: Alright then. I'm addicted to Naruhina. And not just addicted. I'm goddamned obsessed. Do something about it, damn anti-naruhina-ers!
Therapist: Good. Now the next Lesson will be your anger issues with Anti-NaruHina-ers.
Me: Oh, don't worry. blaugh I can handle them. twisted
Therapist: eek *thinking* Why did I take this job? gonk
Lesson 2: Stop That Language!
Me: I don't see why I have to be the one in therapy when they're the one devoting their goddamn meaningless lives to hating my one great obsession. stare That's just plain unfair.
Therapist: Well now, stop that language!
Me: What? neutral You want me to talk french? Je pole francais! blaugh
Therapist: I don't understand french, srry.
Me: How about tagalog?
Therapist: ....What???
Me: The Philippino native language. Gusta ka ng tagalog?
Therapist: No, talk english.
Me: Bakit?
Therapist: What????
Me: I said 'why?'
Therapist: Goddammit! Lets get back on track already!!!! scream
Me: Fine, fine. stare Psh, what foul language.....
Therapist: .............. stressed
Me: sweatdrop ooops.....
Lesson 3: Hoo Rah!
Therapist: Alright, why is it that you hate them, the antiNAruHina-ers??
Me: Simple. Because they live to hate my love. That's mean! scream
Therapist: But people are entitled to their own opinions.
Me: Yeah, and this is mine! NaruHina rocks and people who hate it suck!
NaruHina Fans: Hoo-rah!
Therapist: eek Where'd they come from....
Me: NaruHina is innocent and pure! They've never said anything bad to each other or harmed each other in any way that hints at them not getting together! They're always nice to each other! Hinata loves Naruto and Naruto is nice to Hinata. So why can't it be possible for him to like her? Cause of stupid, stupid, baka dobe Sakura! Naruto's too in love with her preppy a** to notice Hinata! And you know what, Hinata's 10x better than that pink-haired screw up! Hinata's stronger, nicer, and cuter! She better than her, and she deserves the man of her dreams! Naruto! The Sixth Hokage! And if she doesn't get her goddamned dream, I'll hunt Masashi down! scream
NaruHina Fans: Hoo Rah! scream
Therapist: eek Lord, what've I gotten myself into.......
----- Next Lessons: Lesson 4-6 Content unknown-----
It's too bad no one reads this. sweatdrop
