This one is going to be about my Two dogs. I have two dogs, and their boxers. The only thing that they love more than human food, is Yarn. And the weird thing is, my cats HATE yarn, but strangely my dogs love it. So after we lets the dogs in from outside, The were very very very anxious to play. Though i really did want to play. So, what i did is, I threw each one of them a Ball of yarn, They went NUTS! Josie (The older one) Started pouncing on it, i laughed. Then i look over, and Joxer(younger) is trying to each the yarn, so i throw the Yarn ball for Joxer again. Then, i look back at josie, and She is COVERED in yarn, i can barely see her through all of it! so i try to untangler her. Nope, it doesn't work. then josie Runs around then Flips onto the Chouch and Whala! No more yarn on her! Wait a second! wheres joxer?! *I looks around for him* JOXER BOYY!!! *He Whips around the counter launching for me* OOHH NOO!! I start to run. Though, then i stop.. Thinking why is joxers mouth blue. Inside his mouth lays a big ball of yarn, NOT GOOD. Then, i start to unravel all the yarn out of his mouth, After i take about 4 feet of it out, I'm thinking. How can he fit all this yarn in his mouth? After i get it all out (Which is about 6 minutes later) I wonder where josie is... JJOOHHSSSIIIEE BEEAARRRR!!! MOOSHIE MOOSHIE! *Josie comes Prancing towards me* AWW DASA GOO GOIRL! (yes i am one of those crazy dog people) Then i finally start to pick up all the Yarn. But nooo.. Joxer still wants to play, He rips the yarn out of my hand... i start to chase after him.. And yay! i found boyy! so i gather up all the Yarn, Set it on the counter... Then i leave to go play Trauma center : Under the knife. (Its an awesome game by the way whee ) Then about 45 minutes later, i Want to play volleyball on the court outside, So i dress warm and call my sister over. Come on jill! Lets g- GOD DAMNIT! I look at the living room, There's yarn EVERYWHERE. . i pick it up, and Throw away the Frayed yarn... *sigh* god damn dogs...
heck_yes_cheerios · Wed Dec 27, 2006 @ 12:53am · 1 Comments |