::About Me::
Please note that I have a penchant for sarcasm.
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::Me::
Taken a picture naked?
No. Do I look like that type of person? Pervert.
Danced in front of your mirror?
Of course - oh, good times.
Told a lie?
I would be lying if I said no.
Gotten in a car with people you just met?
Do I look stupid?
Been in a fist fight?
Well, there were those couple of tiffs with my sister…but I would classify them as hair-pulling and scratching fights…
Had feelings for someone who didn't have any for you?
Oh, the pain of unrequited love…
Been arrested?
Hell no, and I don't plan on it either.
Left your house without telling your parents?
Pfft…I’m an angel.
Ditched school to do something more fun?
Yeah right, my mum would TOTALLY let me skip school for something fun. I wish.
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
Sleepovers, hello!
Seen someone die?
Thankfully, no, and I have yet to have a family member cark it.
Kissed a picture?
Ah…no.
Slept in until 3pm?
That’s a physical incapability.
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes
Oh yes.
Played dress up?
Not since I was five - excluding drama performances.
Fallen asleep at work/school?
No sad …if only…
Felt an earthquake?
Nope.
Made out with a total stranger?
No.
Touched a snake?
I don’t think so…
Ran a red light?
Yeah, and I totally have my licence…not.
Had detention?
Once - 4th grade, I forgot to d my homework sad
Been in a car accident?
Haha…no.
Pole danced?
I wish - it’s a great form of exercise, you know.
Been lost?
Yep.
Sang karaoke?
Only once, at a friends house. No, make that twice - I sang with my friend at the RSL on Karaoke Night.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Of course! I have no self-discipline!
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Luckily no. But I’ve watched as someone else did…
Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
How could I? I’ve never seen snow?
Kissed in the rain?
No... ...but I live in hope….
Sang in the shower?
Who doesn’t?
Got your tongue stuck to a pole?
No.
Ever gone to school partially naked?
Helllll no!
Sat on a roof top?
Does a carport count?
Played chicken?
???
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Ummm…I don’t think so…
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
No - do I even want to?
Broken a bone?
Fortunately for me…no. And let’s keep it that way!
Forgotten someone's name?
Yeah.
Slept naked?
Nope.
Blacked out from drinking?
I don’t drink. Besides, I like my brain cells and liver exactly where they are, thank you very much!
Played a prank on someone?
Yes.
Felt like killing someone?
Oh yes. Ever been dumped…?
Made a parent cry?
Don’t think so…
Cried over someone?
Oh yes. I repeat, ever been dumped…?
Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
Happily a virgin.
Had/Have a dog?
No. But I just got my cat put down…
Been in a band?
Since 5th grade…which makes 2007 my…8th year in a band, but my 9th year playing the flute.
YES - my name is Michelle, I play the flute, and YES I went to band camp…GOTTA PROBLEM???
Drank 25 sodas in a day?
Nope.
Shot a gun?
No.
Ever wanted to kill an ex?
Do violent thoughts count?
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::What Are You Afraid Of::
If you get more than 30 you're paranoid.
If you get 10 or less you are fearless.
[ ]The dark
[x]Staying single forever
[ ]Being a parent
[ ]Being myself in front of others
[ ]Open spaces
[x]Closed spaces
[x]Heights
[ ]Cats
[ ]Dogs
[ ]Birds
[x]Spiders and/or other insects
[x]Driving or being in cars [/color]:: yes, I am totally insecure about driving…God help my driving instructor…[ ]Flying
[ ]Flowers or other plants
[ ]Being touched
[x]Fire
[ ]Water
[x]The ocean
[x]Failure
[ ]Success
[ ]Germs
[ ]Thunder/lightning
[ ]Frogs/toads
[ ]Mice/rats
[ ]Jumping from high places
[ ]Snow
[ ]Rain
[ ]Wind
[ ]Cotton balls
[ ]Cemeteries
[ ]Clowns
[ ]Large crowds
[ ]Crossing bridges
[x]Death
[ ]The Afterlife
[ ]Being robbed
[ ]Men
[ ]Women
[x]Having great responsibility
[x]Doctors
[ ]Tornadoes
[ ]Hurricanes
[x]Diseases
[ ]Snakes
[ ]Sharks
[ ]Friday the 13th
[x]Poverty
[ ]Ghosts
[ ]Halloween
[ ]School
[ ]Trains or railroads
[ ]Odd numbers
[ ]Even numbers
[x]Being alone :: I mean being alone for the rest of my life…
[x]Being blind
[x]Being deaf
[x]Growing up
[ ]Monsters under my bed
[ ]Creepy noises during the night
[ ]Bee stings
[x]Not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ]Needles
[x]Blood
[ ]Long words
total: 18 = Kinda paranoid.
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::Evil Rating::Here we go! The boxes with the Xs mean yes and the boxes without the Xs mean no.
[ ] I think I'm going to get a high score on this.
[ ] I don't talk to my parents much.
[ ] People tell me they hate me all the time
[x] I have said horrible things to people before
[ ] I give people disgusting looks a lot
TOTAL: 1
[x] I took the heads off of dolls when I was little :: I still loved them…
[ ] I destroyed something valueable on purpose before.
[ ] I love insulting people.
[ ] Most people suck
[x] I have thrown temper tantrums before (When I was younger)
TOTAL: 3
[x] I'm known to have an attitude :: sometimes…especially when I was younger; but I grew out of it…
[ ] I get mad easily
[x] I order people around alot
[ ] Parents don't want their kids hanging out with me.
[x] I've argued with my teacher
TOTAL: 6
[ ] I could care less about school
[ ] I love messing around with other peoples' things
[ ] I've been told that I'm self-centered/stuck-up/conceited
[ ] I constantly lie to my parents
[ ] I yell daily
TOTAL: 6
[ ] I've always been in a fight/argument with someone.
[ ] I would never risk my life for anyone, but myself
[ ] I don't like to smile
[ ] I know at least three people who I would love to beat up
[ ] I love playing pranks on people--hardcore pranking that is.
TOTAL: 6
OVERALL TOTAL: 6 of 25 (HOORAH! I’m not evil!)
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Are you Emo? :: hopefully not…
[ ]You hate the world.
[ ]You hate society.
[x]You think vampires are cool.
[x]You write poetry.
[ ]You have colored your hair black
[ ]You wear black/blue eyeliner
[x]You write poetry that's not for school.
[ ]You are freakishly obsessed with darkness.
[ ]You think love is a waste of time.
[ ]You've given up on the world.
Total = 3
[ ]You've shopped at Hot Topic
[ ]You've spent over $100 at Hot Topic.
[x]You wear more bracelets than a Russian
[ ]You own a dog collar, that's not for your dog
[x]You're extremely pale :: hey, I just don’t like seeing myself with stupid white patches if I was tanned…
[ ]You are a member of a poetry site.
[ ]Your screen name has been an oxymoron.
[x]You are an atheist or agnostic.
[x]You don't believe in god :: I have nothing against people who believe in God.
[ ]Your screen name has/had X's in it.
Total = 7
[ ]You have been referred to as scary.
[ ]You have been referred to as demented.
[x]You have been referred to as weird.
[ ]You have been known to hate teachers.
[ ]You have been known to cause trouble.
[ ]Your hair has been dyed a color that was not natural.
[ ]You have at least one photoshopped picture on myspace.
[ ]You think pictures look better in greyscale or sepia tone.
[ ]You are scared of yourself sometimes.
Total = 8
[ ] Suicide has crossed your mind
[ ]you have screamed before
[x]You use big words that no one has ever heard before on occasion.
[ ]you've seen The Exorcist.
[ ]You liked The Exorcist.
[ ]You've seen Saw.
[ ]You liked Saw.
[ ]You've done voodoo.
[ ]You hate sports.
[ ]You dress up as the most morbid thing posssible on Halloween.
Total = 9
[x]Halloween is one of your favorite holidays.
[ ]You have an obsession with fire.
[ ]You have only a couple of actual friends.
[ ]You're not afraid of spiders.
[ ]You have had a conversation about how you want to die.
[ ]You've painted your nails black
[ ]One or more of your myspace pics had writing on them.
[x]You have had the word "...." in your display name.
[x]You love art.
[ ]You like art with negative meanings
Total = 12
Now add up your total and multiply by two
24% -- I'm not an emo!
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1) Full Name: Michelle Rae
2) Name Backwards: Ellehcim
3) Were you named after anyone? No
4) Does your name mean anything? “She who is like God”. I translate it as “Goddess”
5) Nick Name(s): Shell, Shelley, Chelle, Shelle-belle, Shmelley , Mishka
6) Screen Name(s): Chime Elf
7) Date Of Birth: September 18, 1990
cool Place of Birth: In the Royal Woman’s Brisbane Hospital, or whatever it’s called…
9) Nationality: White. But I’m also, Irish, English, Scottish, German, Saxon…
10) Current Location: Brisbane
11) Sign: Virgo
12) Religion: None
13) Height: 162cm…you do the conversion
14) Weight: I’ll get back to you on that one…
15) Shoe Size: 8
16) Hair colour: Blonde - very long hair
17) Eye colour: Green, gray, blue - who know? It’s not my fault it constantly changes!
1 cool What do you look like?: A girl.
19) Innie or Outie?: Innie
20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Righty.
21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Straight.
22) Best Friend(s): Probably Kirsten.
23) Best friend you trust the most: None, really
24) Best Friends {your sex}: -
25) Best Friends {opposite sex}: -
26) Best Bud(s): Isn’t that question 22?
27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: Single sad
2 cool Crush: No one at present…
29) Parent(s): I have two of them…so what?
30) Worst Enemy: I have one? Hmm, the things you never knew….
31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): Galadedrid Damodred
32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): princessdabby, sunnydayz0691
33) Funniest friend: I don’t know funny people…wait a minute…I vote Dabby!
35) Advice Friend: ME!
36) Loudest Friend: Definitely the Abbott twins!
37) Person you cry with: I don’t cry…at least not in front of anybody, and only at sad movies and books.
Do You Have...
3 cool Any sisters: one - my twin
39) Any brothers: one - he’s a year older
40) Any pets: I had a cat.
41) A Disease: None; I’m healthy, Ma.
42) A Pager: Do I look like I’m 50?
43) A Personal phone line: no
44) A Cell phone: It’s called a mobile, you Americans, and it’s a Motorola V360
45) A Lava lamp: I wish.
46) A Pool or hot tub: Yep. A big one.
47) A Car: Nope.
Describe Your...
4 cool Personality: You tell me…
49) Driving: Soon…
50) Car or one you want: Don’t want a car…think of the petrol cost these days…
51) Room: Spick and span. And blue.
52) What’s missing? Love
53) School: Good ol’ Dakabin High. I heart it.
54) Bed: King single - huge!
55) Relationship with your parents: wondferful.
Do You...
56) Believe in yourself: Nope - I’m a bit low in the self-esteem department.
57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yep
5 cool Consider yourself a good listener: Yep
60) Get Along with your parents: Same as question 55, but yeah
61) Save your e-mail conversations: what conversations?
62) Pray: No.
63) Believe in reincarnation: Haven’t really thought about it…
64) Like to make fun of people: Hell yeah!
65) Like to talk on the phone: Hate it.
66) Like to eat?: Who doesn’t? I get hungry every two hours!
67) Like to drive: Wouldn’t have a clue. Do I look old enough to drive? Really?
6 cool Get motion sickness: No.
69) Eat the stems of broccoli: ????
70) Eat chicken fingers with a fork?: What the hell are chicken fingers? Since when did chickens have fingers?
71) Dream in color: Pfft….who doesn’t? Freaks
72) Type with your fingers on home: No
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: No
74) Right next to you: a chair
75) On the walls of your room: Posters and blue paint
76) On your mouse pad: A boring green colour - it’s the family’s computer, not mine!
77) Your dream car: …
7 cool Your dream date: A romantic dinner, he gives me roses…
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Somewhere in Europe…most likely the British Isles…
80) Your dream husband/wife: Him...
81) Your bedtime: Usually 8.30
82) Under your bed: A couple of boxes
83) The single most important question: ?????
84) Your bad time of the day: triples at school.
85) Your worst fear(s): To die unloved
86) The weather like: Sunny, about 20-something degrees C.
87) The time? 12.35PM
8 cool The date? 30 December
89) The best trick you ever played on someone: ….
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Weird???
92) The hardest thing about growing up: Keeping your grades up and ignoring the expectation of others.
93) Your funniest experience: Not too many…
94) Your scariest moment: Can’t say I’ve experienced one of those.
95) The silliest thing you've ever said: I’ve said a lot of silly things, so I can’t narrow it down.s
96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: I don’t usually put myself out to attract anyone…perhaps I should start trying???
97) The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend(s): …..
9 cool The worst feeling in the world: Being dumped or told that someone you loved died, failing
99) The best feeling in the world: Being loved, being successful
100) 6 people you tag: Anyone, everyone!
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Take this quiz and find out how girly you are. Each x that you put is one percent. Have fun!!
[x] my fingernails/toenails are almost always painted
[ ] during the summer the only shoes i wear are flip flops
[x] my favorite toys as a child were barbies
[ ] my favorite colour is pink or purple
[x] I did Gymnastics
[x] I love skirts
[ ] hollister is one of my favorite places to shop
[ ] tight jeans are the only jeans i'll wear
[x] I love chocolate
[ ] I've never had a real job
TOTAL: 5
[x] my hair is almost always straightened
[ ] I have at least 8 myspace pictures
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week
[ ] I love to hang out at the mall with friends
[ ] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace or earings
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] I watch either the OC or Laguna Beach
[ ] I change my icon weekly
[ ] I wear a shower cap
TOTAL: 6
[x] I dont shop at Hot Topic
[ ] my cell phone might as well become a part of me
[ ] I wear mascara everyday
[x] I've been or am on a diet
[ ] bathing suits are adorable
[ ] I dont know the difference between a sheep and a goat.
[ ] big sunglasses are hott
[ ] I have gotten my nails done before.
[ ] MTV is one of my favorite channels
TOTAL: 8
[ ] all I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys
[x] I love to have gurls do my hair
[ ] I give and recieve hugs from all my friends
[x] I hate bugs
[x] carnivals are so fun!
[ ] Summer is THE best season
[x] my swimsuit has 2 pieces
[x] Im waiting for my knight in shining armor
[x] musicians are so hot
[x] you write me a poem and tell me im beautiful and im all yours
TOTAL: 15
[x] I am self-conscious
[ ] I cry often
[ ] my car smells like vanilla or cherry
[x] my dishes get washed more than once a week
[x] I dont do sports
[ ] I HATE to run
[x] I squeal when i am surprised or angry
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack
[x] I love romance novels
[x] Drew Barrymore is so cute
TOTAL: 21
[x] I dance a lot.
[ ] usually spend an hour or over to get ready to leave my house
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products
[x] I love to get dressed up.
[ ] every part of my outfit needs to match
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends
[x] I would love to have a photo shoot
[ ] I apply lip stuff 50 times a day
[ ] I wish I were a model
TOTAL: 24
[x] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton :: yeah, to kill her!!!
[ ] I have been something that was semi
[ ] I own Uggs
[ ] Hip Hop is the best music
[ ] I pop my collar
[ ] I like to be the center of attention
[ ] guys with Mohawks are crazy
[x] horses are beautiful
[x] I'd rather not pay attention in school :: but I have no choice…
[x] Cats are adorable
TOTAL: 28
[x] I write my own music
[x] I would love to visit Hawaii
[x] Valentine's day is so cute!
[x] white is better than black
[x] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black
[x] my closet is STOCK FULL of clothes
[ ] hate the grunge look
[ ] I love to read magazines
TOTAL: 34
[ ] I love to gossip
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters/notebooks as a kid :: who the hell is Lisa Frank?????
[x] I love Celine Dion
[ ] my bubble baths are 1-2hrs long
[x] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned
[ ] My friends and I are in a strict group. We mostly only hang out with each other.
[ ] I like little kids
[x] Diet drinks are the best
[x] I'm all about being vegetarian :: …mostly…
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonalds
TOTAL: 38
[ ] I check my myspace everyday.
[x] I love life!
[x] I have a lot of jewlery!
[ ] my screen name(s) have x's in them
[ ] either one of my myspace names has/had <3's or in them
[x] I would never want to be the opposite sex :: being female rocks!
[x] It's not what he/she said it's the way he/she said it
[x]I have more than 3 pillows on my bed
TOTAL: 43
I'm 43% girly.
Not even half-way…Suppose I don't want to be a girly-girl, if it means all I do is gossip, tan, flirt with guys non-stop, shop, or sleep around...
43% GIRLY AND PROUD OF IT!!!
Does that mean that I’m 57% WOMAN????
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AND I'M THIRD?!?! I WUFF JOO!!!