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Dreams are weird O.o
I had a dream!, ok so i went into bed, i was just finishing watching full house(don't ask why), so as soon as i fell asleep i began to have a weird dream.
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So...i was at my school, i got scared cause i though i had to take class again(lol) so, i wanted to ditch but when i got out of school, the whole place was underwater!, it was like my whole school was a entire ship! i went back inside and i saw Richard Simon who told everyone hes the new gym teacher.( i wanted to cry, an homo dude is my gym teacher for crying out loud) So he puts me working for a chick, who seems nice ''ok people!, were gonna do sit ups, so get your partner and sweat!'' Richard said.
I let her be the first on to to the sit up, i was holding her feet's. When she finished i saw Richard Simon on the ground, i went to him and so the girl, when we looked at him he hair was burning, his skin was falling, hes sweat was turning into balls of fire!. He got up and turned and what i thought was a Ghost Rider.
''Help!, o please help me, a shark is eating me!'' i strange voice said that was coming from the upper floor. Richard took us by the arm of each one, i turned my back and some mechanical wings pop up, shotting flames came up and the next thing i know i was flying> We got to the upper floor and i saw Gary Coleman who next by him was a BBQ(look like he was making hot dogs) and a big shark was biting him by the window(surprisingly, i don't know how the heck a sharks head can fit thorough the window)so, Richard tried to wrestle but she shark ate him >_>. But an earthquake started and a hole was coming from the center of the room, the girl hugged me with great strength that i was nearly choking. As the hole got bigger a hand poped out, then a head, then the next arm, then the body until he came whole. ''I will save you from the sharks'' he said, as he started to run to the shark and with just one hand he took the shark, he opened his mouth(his mouth got bigger and bigger) and swallowed the entire shark. I could see the sharks body in his stomach, when i look at his face he said '' i the one who can do everything'', as he said that, thew shark body disappear and took of out of his a** and landed on Gary Coleman's BBQ!, ''who are you'' the girl beside me said. ''I'm a friend who there for everyone, I'm Chuck Norris'' he said, then a he turned to an Phoenix, spread his wings and took of leaving a cloud of smoke in the room.
The girl next to me was on the floor when the smoke left, i gone to her, but something was wrong, her body was cold, her hair turned gray an her skin turned green, an annoying laughter came from her, a broom from nowhere appeared and a mild with cookies was on top of the BBQ. '' I will get you my pretty'' the girl who transformed into the wicked witch said. I look into my feet and there was this shiny girly red shoes, i was wearing a long dressed. A light came up, a voice coming from the light said ''tap your shoes!, its shaguidelick!''It was Austin Powers. I did what he told me, i tap my shoes and....i woke up!
I woke up screaming, i was sweating and i pee in my bed. I went to the bathroom to take a dump, later i went to have some hot chocolate...soda! to calm me down. I heard someone sneezed, when i followed it, Steven Tyler was on the floor all drunk singing*DUDE!...now I look like a lady...ha-ha!* i took a look back and i saw a big a** frog who was gonna attacked me Tyler swallowed it and with me accidentally. Until i get out of the digestion, i will take my actions and...
( until my next dream comes, i will know what happens)
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