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50 things that will make your parents crazy.

1. Moo when they say your name...
2. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
3. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...
4. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
5. Try to swim in the floor...
6. Give yourself a swirly...
7. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"
arkets...
35.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
36. Turn the tv on to a station you don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...
42. Ask them quietly, "Pardon me, but do you have any..." then yell, "SHOELACES!!!"
43. Chase an imaginary tail.
44. Demand your own area code.
45. Pretend to be 326 years old.
46. Hang upside-down in your closet.
47. Pretend to be a phone.
48. Pretend to have multiple personalities.
49. Pretend to worship the devil.
50. Make weird animal noises at night, and when they come to see what's wrong, pretend like you're asleep.

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things to do in a bathroom stall

Complement people on their shoes.
Grunt loudly for 60 seconds and drop a melon in the bowl from 10 feet.
Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance
Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silience with bodily noise
Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.
Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before
Place 5 hour recording of grunts in a stall, lock door.
Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
Plastic wrap the toilet bowl
Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
Say, "D*mn, this water's cold."
Start a sing-a-long.
Say, "Now how did that get there?"
spray mountain dew under the door and say "WHOA EASY BOY!" this is effective
Sing showtunes
Call all the numbers you find and try to sell them Herbal Viagra
Lock it from the inside and crawl out under the door.
Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
In a museum, put a sign on the door saying "special exhibit this way"
you and friend in neighboring stalls. play the rhyming game.
shake the side of the stalls,making 'noises'
Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
beg passerbys for toilet paper, when you get some ask for more
make orgasmic yells
Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a too small. What am I gonna do now?"
Find the Brown Noise
Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
Roll fake grenades under other occupied stalls
say, oh god its theres brown stuff all over
use a sledgehammer against the side of the stall
What? I dinna have any corn!
Read a book. While someone else is waiting.
"mmmmm..*thh!*aaahOoOoHYES! YES! oooh that feels so gOoOoOd!!"
Clog up all the toilets, then put up a sign saying "This is a portapotty"
Drop a marble in the toilet and say "oh no not my monicle!"
Write funny jokes and political commentary on the stall walls
Ooh, your voice has changed but your breath still smells the same!
Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
sneez, burp, and fart all at the same time
Anything involving a monkey and some sandwiches.
Write graffiti. Reply harshly using a different writing implement.
bop your buddy
dump a yellowish liquid in the toilet and without flushing it.
Find all the 'hidden pictures' in your crap
The "Wave"
Do the Macarena
Drop a D size bra on the ground and sing "Born free"
star wars lists
smear the stall with dark peanut butter and make pained sounds with your voice
Yell "Who does #2 work for?!"
Do #2 as loud as you can (if you can bring yourself to do it)
copy Keepers lists onto the wall
go "eeheeheehee*ttth!*" whenever something makes a noise
Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that!!!
Run around yelling "Where's the fish?"
draw Osama Bin Ladin's grinning face on the door
Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
Pass by saying`"Jeez... you guys stinks badly"
Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

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Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

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