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Cloud:*wakes up in a dark, cramp room* Where am I?
Vincent:*wakes up next to Cloud* Uh... Cloud is that you?
Cloud: Yes it is. Do you know where we are, Vincent?
Vincent: From the looks of it, it seem we are in a closet.*looks up* It look like there is a swich above.*pulls swich*
*light comes on*
Cloud:*screams* Where are our clothes? And why is Sephiroth in here with us!?
Vincent: Maybe the Fangirls kidnap us again.
Sephiroth:*wakes up* Whats with all the comotion? *looks at everyone* Oh.
*closet door opens up*
Barney the Dinosaur: Hi my new slaves!
Cloud, Vincent, and Sephioth: SLAVES!
Barney: Yes, Slaves! Now put this on.*hands them speedos*
Cloud: Why should we?
Barney: Because I'll kill you. Now hurry up.
*they put them on*
Barney: Okay, Now let's go to the work yard. *walks them to the yard* Okay, here are your pick axes and hammers. Now start mining.
Vincent: Man, this is a drag.
Vivi: Your telling me. I've been here for Three Months. Thanks a lot Mom and Dad.
Cloud: You seem tick.
Vivi: You so don't want to know.
Meanwhile: Yuffie and Rude are on a Giant blue rubber duck with wheels going down a hill.
Yuffie: Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive! Can I Drive!
Rude:NO! NOW SHUT UP! ( Man, why did I take that bet with Reno.)
*They crash into the wall of the work yard*
Cloud: Yeah we're free.
*they all jump on the duck*
Vivi: Just wait minute *Cast fire on Barney*
Barney: *screams in pain*
Vincent: Okay lets go.
Rude: Wait just a minute, I'm not taking you with my wheels.
Sephiroth: Okay then *kills Rude*
Yuffie: Yay! I can drive now
O. J Simpson: Oh No you can't *Kills Yuffie*
Vivi: thanks O. J *hands him One Billion gil*
O. J: Remember to drink your O. J every day. *siren in the backround* Well got to go. *runs away*
*they drive the duck away*
*Barney follows them, eventually he catches up*
Barney: I got you now! *Destorys the duck* Now prepare to die.
Cloud: Crap, Now what?
Chuck Norris: This what happens *kicks Barney in the head*
Barney: Ow. What the Hell.
Chuck: Your going down b***h.
Barney: You and what army.
Chuck: This army *points to the crowd behide him*
behide him is: The Kool-aid man, Thedore logan, Bill S. Preston, Mr.Roger, Marty and the Doc, Naruto, Kakashi, Little Bill, Bill Cosby, Batman, Robin, Tony Hawk, Steve-o, Wee-man, The holy grail's black knight, Tidus, Yuna, Auron, a random British guy, and Bettle Juice.
Barney: Oh.
*they all kick his a***
Vivi: Yay. He's dead.
Chuck: Yep, Now we have to kill you.
Vincent: What?
*Everyone kills Vincent, Vivi, Cloud, and Sephiroth*
Chuck: This is our show now BITCHES.
 Paranoia_favorate · Wed May 02, 2007 @ 01:20am · 0 Comments |
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