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11. Break a mirror. Take two sharp pieces of the glass and shove them in your eyes, hard and deep.

12. Cut your own throat.

13. Kill someone else and plead for death by lethal injection.

14. Break a bottle of wine on a table and shove it in your stomach.

15.Jump in front of a steamroller.

16. Jump off a building, aiming carefully to impale yourself on a lamppost.

17. Drive a wooden stake in your heart.

18. Induce vomiting until you black out and slip into a coma. This coma should last for several months, in which time your family will certainly decide to pull the plug.

19. Shove a wire hanger into an electrical socket.

20. Purposely catch your clothing in the escalator at a local mall and fight off anyone who tries to help. Enjoy the ride!

21.Swallow vanilla bath beads.

22. Eat three tubes of epoxy.

23. Hang yourself in your closet with an electrical cord.

24. Unbend a coat hanger and slowly & carefully shove it up your nose.

25. Lodge your head in the toilet bowl and flush mercilessly.

26. Assault a nest of africanized killer bees.

27. Stuff toilet paper down your throat until you choke.

28. Eat rat poison.

29. Take a walk in the ghetto with a giant boom box blasting Vanilla Ice.

30. Anger a cannibal or VooDoo Priest.

31. Drown yourself in a brewery.

32. Try using a chainsaw.

33. Swallow fifteen razor blades.

34. Drink 20 bottles of cough syrup or laxative.

35. Swerve into the left rear wheels of a moving transfer truck on your bike.

36. Break a battery open and pour it into a glass of Dr. Pepper and drink it.

37. Jump into a rock crusher.

38. Steal a car from somebody you hate, go to a junkyard, and crush yourself in the car.

39. Eat a string of Christmas Tree lights. Plug them in.

40. Make your suicide look like a murder. Frame somebody you hate.

41. Scalp yourself. If you're not dead, make photocopies.

42. Swim into the ocean.

43. Burn plastic and breathe in the toxic fumes.

44. Lag behind when participating in a Bull Run.

45. Jump from a bridge with weight on your feet and a noose around your neck.

46. Smash your head in the safe door again & again & again.

47. Spray a bottle of air freshener up your nose and inhale at the same time. Light It.

48. Go to some nasty third world country, I suggest India, lie about your shots..

49. Go to a horse race and jump out in front of the leading horse screaming at the top of your lungs.

50. Ski into a forest.