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If you are reading this, I love you
Now that that's out of the way, enjoy blaugh

This is my 2nd entery in the arena (1st in the new ones) The story is the whole avi, so READ IT
This story was inspired by my friend Ashi
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"Larry is Chucky's evil cousin. He likes to take baths too, but he tends to make the water warmer for some reason... "-Larry the Rubberducky
You may have thought Gaia put that warning on there to be funny, but really, they are warning you against what happened to this poor unfortunate girl. She had a gambling problem, and spent all her money on tokens, and all her tokens in the slot machine, and what little tickets she got she saved so she could get Chucky the Rubber Ducky. But, when she FINALLY got the tickets to buy Chucky, Becky says, "Sorry, but we're out of Chuckys, how about a Larry?" Tired and filthy from being at gold mountain for 3 days straight, she accepted Larry. Getting home, she threw Larry on the bed, and left the room, but little did she know, lurking under her bed, the plushie she bought 3 weeks ago and forgot about (cuz plushies are soooo 3 weeks ago.) Together, Larry and the Plushie plotted a horrible fate for the girl. So the girl got into the bath tub. The water seemed nice and warm. A few moments went by, and she noticed it getting hotter. "That's not me.... is it?" The girl suddenly noticed Larry with a grin of evilness...and relief.
"EEEEWWWW" Screamed the girl, but it was too late, her skin had melted off by the stench of Larry's... bodily functions... and dies of the stench. Suddenly she is awakened by the grim reaper. "Uh, yea, you stink too much for me to... YOU KNOW WHAT BOSS?! I DRAW THE LINE HERE!!! SHE SMELLS LIKE DUCK #$!#$ (GASP, the grim reaper said a bad word!!!!) HERE LOSER, TAKE THE SCYTHE, I DON'T WANT IT! I'm going to go do what I've always wanted... competitive figure skating!!!" The Grim Reaper hands her his scythe and book of souls and leaves to get fitted for his leotard. "Uhhhh, what am I supposed to do now?" Then, out of the darkness... comes Kakuzu "REAPER, YOU GET BACK HERE!!! YOU NEED TO MAKE ME MONEY!!!!!!!! thanks a lot kid, now I don't have a reaper. Ew what stinks?" In a fit of rage... and need of shampoo, the girl takes the scythe and skins Kakuzu and sews it on. After doing that, her stink didn't...stink.... and she went to complain to Gaia, thus Gaia putting on the warning. So remember children, if you are ever challenge by Larry to a stink off, you will lose. dramallama