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In The Lost Wind
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my new favorite Christmas Carol
12 deaths of Christmas

On the first death of Christmas
The victim failed to see...
A trap hidden in the elm tree!

On the second death of Christmas
There wasn't time to flee
Two METRIC TONS

And a A trap hidden in the elm tree!

On the third death of Christmas
The dead-to-be would meet
Three henchmen

Two Metric tons
And a trap hidden in the elm tree!

On the fourth death of Christmas
A well-placed WHACK! set free
Four falling firs...

Three henchmen
Two Metric tons
And a trap hidden in the elm tree!

On the fifth death of Christmas
"What could those figures be?"
FIVE GUILLOTINES.

Four falling firs,
Three henchmen,
Two metric tons,
And a trap hidden in the elm tree...

On the sixth death of Christmas
A fatal fricassee.
Six knives a-flaying...

Five guillotines,
Four falling firs,
Three henchmen,
Two metric tons,
And a trap hidden in the elm tree...

On the seventh death of Christmas
Ne'er saw such savage'ry!
Seven monsters grinning...

Six knives a-flaying,
Five guillotines,
Four falling firs,
Three henchmen,
Two metric tons,
And a trap hidden in the elm tree...

On the eighth death of Christmas
O holy night, indeed.
Eight maidens iron...

Seven monsters grinning,
Six knives a-flaying,
Five guillotines,
Four falling firs,
Three henchmen,
Two metric tons,
And a trap hidden in the elm tree...

On the ninth death of Christmas,
The wind was whistling...
Nine deadly lances...

Eight maidens iron,
Seven monsters grinning,
Six knives a-flaying,
Five guillotines,
Four falling firs,
Three henchmen,
Two metric tons,
And a trap hidden in the elm tree...

On the tenth death of Christmas,
Unwanted flattery...
Ten boulders heaping...

Nine deadly lances,
Eight maidens iron,
Seven monsters grinning,
Six knives a-flaying,
Five guillotines,
Four falling firs,
Three henchmen,
Two metric tons,
And a trap hidden in the elm tree...

On the 'leventh death of Christmas,
Came Ssssurreptitiously
Eleven vipers biting...

Ten boulders heaping,
Nine deadly lances,
Eight maidens iron,
Seven monsters grinning,
Six knives a-flaying,
Five guillotines,
Four falling firs,
Three henchmen,
Two metric tons,
And a trap hidden in the elm tree...

On the twelfth death of Christmas,
Such electricity!
Twelve chairs a-humming...

Eleven vipers biting,
Ten boulders heaping,
Nine deadly lances,
Eight maidens iron,
Seven monsters grinning,
Six knives a-flaying,
Five guillotines,
Four falling firs,
Three henchmen,
Two metric tons,
And a trap hidden in the elm tree...

Copyright: KatyTowell (Childrin R Skary)




 
 
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