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So today, I got up, and was tired as fawk. Then I got on the computer for so long the world turned to dust because aliens destroyed it with their laser beams. Then Mommy and Daddy got home, and I was like HAIL YEA! Until I got brain stupid cause of the whole alien situation. Then I sat down on tha couch, and watched some Kyle XY like an employee, then I decided..well sheit, I'm hungry. So I got me a bowl. and made some powdered milk. Then poored some cereal. Then the farkin fire alarm goes off like wut the hell brah!

So I walk outside freakin out, lookin around for the hoe that pulled the fire alarm. But I couldnt find him. Or her. Everyones walkin out of their apartments like wtf, and I walk back inside and take one glorious bight of my cereal. Then I hear a fire truck. or 2. or 3. maybe like 300 but who the hurgh cares, it was loud and my ears were raped.
Then I felt sorry cause the guys were all suited up, ready to put out hell itself, when someone yells, "FALSE ALARM" and I'm like..im like, aw..cause these guys were ready, they were like, gonna save us all. I felt bad. Can you imagine? The whore that pulled the alarm is going to hell.