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You know...Today i just realized how much i hate retards and autistic kids... (STORY 1:Retards)So..Theres a guy named alejandro in my class.Sure,He is my friend,but he can be so ******** annoying... (LUNCH) Alejandro:*Sees me eating chips*Yo man can i have one of those(From a different table,he calls me) Me:*Ignores* Frank:Hey alejandro is calling you man. Alejandro:Ey man can i have some chips?! Me:*Ignores(>_< wink * Alejandro razz LEEEAASEEE MAN?!!!!?!!?!? Lazaro:Hey alejandro's calling you dude! Me:*Ignores* Alejandro: HEY PLEEEAASEE MANN PLEEEAAASEE?!??!!?!??!!? Frank:Just answer him,man. Me:No man,do you know what its like having him over at your house?I would rather die. Frank,Javier,Lazaro:*ROFL* Alejandro: HEY PLEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEE MAN CMON!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!? (And so forth) Then..Theres a Semi-Autistic person in my class,Named Benj (STORY 2:"Advanced class" wink Ms.Morris:Ok does every body understand? Me,Javier,Lazaro,Sera,Analisse,Ana,Adriana,Deborah:Yes Benj:You know that reminds me of a story,one time my brother was- Everyone:STFU. (Science period) Javier:Whats the baddest injury you've ever seen? Me:I saw a guy get his entire body knived. Frank:Shot by a cannon. Lazaro:*Thinking* Javier:Me,personally,I--- Benj:You know that reminds me of a story,where my brother ACTUALLY got his index finger--- Everyone:STFU. Benj:*Still talking through our STFU* Cut off by a BIKE CHAIN. Me and Frank:Yeah we heard you the first Ten ******** thousand times you told the god damn story,you dickface. (Physical Education[Ben/Alejandro Crossover]) *Me,Frank,Javier,Lazaro,Alejandro,Aaron,And Ben playing Volleyball* Me:*Hits the ball and it skims the top* Alejandro:NO NO NO YOU HIT THE NET YOU HIT THE NET!! Frank:Yeah but not the middle,And it still went over. (Later) Alejandro:*Blatantly hits the middle and it goes under the net* Lazaro:Foul! Alejandro:NO NO NO BECAUSE WHEN YOU DID IT IT COUNTED! Javier:Yeah,But it didnt go under you dickface. Alejandro:YEAH IT DID!!! Frank:No it ********. Benj:You know this reminds me of a story when-- Everyone:STFU. Aaron:*Remains in complete silence* (Later) Frank:*Throws the ball and it hits the ground on their side* Alejandro:*Makes a retarded hand-gesture*OUT OF BOUNDS. All of us:No,It wasnt... Alejandro:YEAH IT WAS!!!!!!! Me:*Thinks:Omg ******** retard...* (Later) *They drop it on their side of the net* Javier razz oint! Alejandro:NOOO!!!NO!!!!!THAT DUZNT COUNT!!! Me:Yeah it does,It hit the floor so thats a point for us. Alejandro:NU UH. (Hes clearly a talented volleyvall player,As he definatley knows the rules) (Later) All of us:*After being pissed of too many times by the retard and his make beleive rules,We go to play 4 square* (STORY 3) Ok,This girl isnt retarded,Or autistic,But she gets on E-VER-Y-ONE'S Nerves.She ******** takes advantage of her handicapps.Her name is sera. (LUNCH) Me biggrin id you ******** see what sera did today?Skipped us all because shes got a ******** broken leg? Frank:I know,I got a broken arm,But i dont skip everyone. Me:I had my appendix out,But i dont skip everyone.*Does a mimic of sera's voice*"Oh you see my broken leg?Well,Let me tell you my life story" Lazaro,Javier,Frank:*ROFL* Javier:I had 3 god-damned surgery's,but im not gonna go skip people. Me:*Does another mimic*"Oh,I have a broken leg,My leg could stay this size for the rest of my life because i hit my growth plate",Shes so full of s**t,If i didnt go to the hospital when i did,I would be dead.She probably didnt even hit her growth plate,Shes just saying that to get more attention.
I disable comments because i know fags are gonna come over and tell me about,"Oh your wrong!They cant help it!Its just the way they are!" I dont give a ******** go post your bullshit somewhere else.
Hyde1212 · Fri Dec 11, 2009 @ 12:42am · 0 Comments |
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