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A story a friend and me are writing |
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*miew* kitty!
*arf* puppy
*attacks puppy* kitty wins! mrgreen
*horse sized wolf appears out of nowhere and starts dancing to the caramelldansen*
*giant tiger joins wolf*
*flaming unicorn changes song to butterfly and then all 3 animals start disco dancing*
*meteor shower begins* "what will we do?"yells wolf
"hop on my back and i'll carry us away from this maddening scene" yells FlamingUnicorn.
FlamingUnicorn:whoa hold on now. i have a name u know.
me:well wat is it?
FlamingUnicorn:My name is................................................................................
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...................................................................................................................Boo.
me:....ooooooooookaaaaay theeeeeen. back to the story.
"hop on my back and i'll carry us away from this maddening scene" yells Boo.
*note: colored words r NOT part of the story. they're more like commentary*
tiger says "what about the civilians in the area. they're not going to survive!
wolf says "forget these people! who will care if a few people die.
wolf:hey! what about me?! i have a name too!
tiger:i do too!
me:fine, what r ur names?
tiger:Ryan
wolf:Nau
me:sounds like a girl's name
Nau:well it isnt!lets get back to the story!
So Ryan and Nau change the song to boom boom boom boom by the venga boys then they hop onto Boo's back. Boo charges off tword the distant mountains.
Boo: im a girl just so u know.
me:a girl named Boo?
*note: with the commentary orange "me"s are actually me and indigo "me"s r my friend*
me: Yes a girl named Boo. Y is dat a promblem?
me: no, its just random
Boo ran for 999,999,999,999 millenia without stopping.
me: they're immortalRyan than asked Boo, "can u please stop. im starting to get hungry". She then stopped and then all three of them got out a blanket and food to have a picknick when...........
...when a giant army of rodents come and invade the area
Nau: Awwww! Come ON! Can't we just have a picknick in PEACE!
Ryan:...............................................................................................i agee
Boo: I agree too! All that running messes up my beautiful mane!
rodant amry: WE DON'T CARE!!!
so then the rodant army took Nau, Ryan, and Boo as prissoners.
Nau:rrrr!What are we gonna do now?
Boo:Well theres nothing we can do
Ryan:Boos right, but we cant just stand here doing nothing
rodent sentry:QUIET IN THERE!
Nau: grins* Maybe theres something we can do
Ryan & Boo:What?
Nau: *whispers* knock out the rat gaurd! what else?
Ryan: *whispers* heh! let me take care o' that task.
Ryan: *yells at an ear shattering octave* HEY! RAT FACE!YOUR MAMA LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY, DEFORMED, BUTT FISH!!!
rodent sentry:Hmmmmmm........ya know........now that i think about it.........she kinda does.
Boo:Well that was great. Now what?
Nau: ya know, rats must be really smart if they could do something like this. i bet they take over the whole world
rodent sentry: yeah. yeah! i bet we can!
Boo: yeah right! rats are really stupid. i bet they dont even know how 2 spell their own names
rodent sentry: *turns around* HEY! i aint that dumb!
WHAM!
Ryan: got him!
so then, Ryan, Boo, and Nau escaped the dungeons and embarked on a dangerous journey to seek out the palace of the rodent king
Nau: how come we cant just eat 'em? their a bunch of rats 4 crying out loud!
me:no! u cant eat them, then the story wont b exiting *gets spray bottle* no! bad puppy!
Boo: We're here!
Ryan: Wait where's all the rats?
Nau: Does it look like i know? At least we can just walk in.
So the three of them walked on in. They wandered around inside till they got lost. At last Boo said, "Let's just try opening doors at random and maybe we might stumble across a way out". They kept trying all the different doors until...
Ryan: u mean we just walk in and get lost?
Me: Yep!
Ryan: No traps or rats or any thing like that?
Me: That's right!
Boo: We're in for alot of trouble aren't we?
Me: WOW! U GUYS HAVE GOT TO HAVE MIND READING POWERS!
...until they see the rodent king sleeping in bed.
Boo: wow, that was easy
so they try sneeking up on the rodent king and then he starts waking up.
king:wha? whos there? huh? intruders!
Ryan: Nau! get him!
Nau: with pleasure. RAHR!
king: i'll teach u 2 inturupt my slumber!
the rodent king opens his mouth and out comes fire!
Nau: what? he breaths fire?!
king: that's right.
Boo: let me take care of him. fire doesn't bother ME.
Boo then stabs the king with her horn. He let's out a dying gurgling sound and then goes limp.
Boo: will you help me get him off my horn Ryan?
Ryan: sure.
Ryan helps Boo dispose of the king and clean her horn.
Nau: Ummm.....Hey guys we have some unwanted company!
Ryan and Boo: OH CRAP!
out of nowhere, a gaint dragon appears
dragon: *yawns* what is all this racket?
Ryan: uh...hi! hey there! were u just...uh?
dragon: yes i was asleep! wait, since when was this here? since when was all of this here? how long was i asleep?! u there! what day is it?
Boo: uh... march 3
dragon: of what year?
Boo: 2009
dragon: 2009?!! it was just 1322 not to long ago! i cant believe i was asleep 4 so long!
Ryan: hey, if u need any help, we will be more then happy 2 help. right guys?
Boo: sure i'd be more then happy 2 help
Nau: yeah! sure, anything 2 help!
dragon: alright then. i could use some help. im hungry
All three of them gulp.
Boo: So.....uummmm....what is it...uh...you eat?
Dragon: Oh, i like to eat little animals.
Ryan: What kind of little animals?
"Anything smaller than me," the dragon says with an evil smile spread across his face.
Nau:1......2.....3......RUUUUUUN!!!
Boo: on my back! hurry!
dragon: ur not gettin' away from me that easy! *roars*
Boo flies as fast as she can but the dragon intercepts her, leaving no exits
dragon: NOW UR MINE!
Ryan: WAIT!!!
dragon: WHAT?!
Ryan: cant we work something out?
dragon: like what?
Ryan: um...if you let us live we will bring others here for you to eat them.
dragon: hmmmm.....ok you have a deal. but if you don't keep your end of the bargin my next meal WILL be YOU! Got that?
Ryan,Boo,and Nau: YES SIR!
dragon: ALRIGHT THEN! Now go get me something to eat. I don't care just as long as it DOESN'T come from/live in the water.
After the little confrantation with the dragon, Ryan, Nau, and Boo leave the castle in search of the dragon's breakfast.
dragon: WHAT YOU MEAN I CAN'T HAVE A NAME?!?!?
me: well do u have one?
dragon: yes
me: well what is it?
dragon: Fang
so Ryan, Nau, and Boo went out to gather up all the remaining rodents in the area for Fang
rodents: hey! why r we here?
Boo: u will see
Fang: yeah! this will do!
rodents: AHHH!!
GULP!
Fang: Now that hit the spot!
Ryan: is there anything else we can get you?
Fang: Not right now. I'm going to go take a nap.
So then Fang went to take a nap while Boo started telling Ryan and Nau about her plan to kill the dragon.
Fang: AGAIN WITH THE DRAGON! CAN'T YOU CALL ME BY NAME?!?
me: yes but i just hadn't felt like it then.
Nau: so, whats the plan
Boo: he's asleep right now so its easier to take him out
Ryan: but how? ur horn is too small to pierce him
just then, Boo starts chanting some magical phrases and her horn grows 100 times bigger
Ryan & Nau: yeah, that'll do
Boo sneaks up to the dragon and pierces him through his heart
Fang: wha? whats this?
Boo: gotcha now!
The dragon had then let out an agonizing wail before falling to the ground limp. Boo returns to normal and then shakes her horn clean.
Ryan: Alright!
Nau: You go Boo!
Boo: thank you thank you. It was nothing. Now lets get out of here.
When our heros had walked outside they had stopped dead in their tracks because there, laying all the way out in the middle of the field that was in front of the castle were 3 animals. The 1 on the left was a fox, the 1 in the middle was a ferret, and the 1 on the right was a raccoon but the main thing that surprised the three adventurers the most was that the 3 new arrivles were only 1 week old infants.
Nau: what r all these babies doing here
Boo: i dont know
Ryan: i wonder where their parents r?
Boo: Well don't just stand there! Pick one up and take them inside.
Nau and Ryan: WHAT!!!
Boo: We can't just leave them here to die.
Ryan: *sighs* Boo's right.
So then the 3 adventurers all picked up 1 of the mysterious animals and took them inside. They made the infants a place to sleep and layed
them down. Our hero's then layed down beside them and fell asleep.
 PrettyCherryBlossom · Sun Jun 28, 2009 @ 08:11pm · 0 Comments |
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