I wrote this a long long long long long time ago, its a short story that really makes no sence to me anyway. read it and laugh cause its nothing but randomness lol.
"ENJOY"
Im the one the only the new one of all the great whoodenee of west port alabama. i am here for only one reason and that reason is to deliver a message to mr.stanporth. is he here? the man asked mr.stanporth said well i reken you found em. the man from alabama said oh ok well im here for.....mr.stanporth said yeh i reken i know what ya here fer. he said i reken your here for me daughter karen. the man said why yes i am how did you ever figure that out? mr.stanporth said i knew the day you left doge city. the man said well how did you?....
mr.stanporth said oh now dont go asking me stupid questions i get this all the time and im just bout sick of it. get me daughter and head out! the man said well i ..... mr.stanporth said now dont go and mess things up just get meh daughter and be gone with yas.!
Mr.stanporth walked off in a tear of brokeness b/c he knew he probly wouldnt ever get to see his daughter he raised on his own ever agian. and it tore him apart to know and live this.but the days moved by quite fast. It was wednesday morn, when he got a outstanding phone call. It was his daughter karen. mr. stanporth let out a great "WOOOHOOOO HOWS MY LITTLE HONEY BUNCH?'' karen told him "papa im ok now that i heard your voice'' mr.stanporth said "ohh karen it just aint the same around here with out cha" "everything has been goin wrong, the cows wont eat the dog wont go to the bathroom outside anymore and theres more and more of them ther foxes stealin my chickens" dog darent" karen said ''well papa he married meh"
Mr. stanporth said "WHAT -_- " " I REKIN I SEEN ALL DIS COMEIN AROUND THE MOUTIAN" "well karen May you do know if ya love em?" karen " Well papa i think so?" mr. stanporth " oh ok wel.....-_-........ Karen May you better KNOW if ya love that ther man that does all them ther tricks like some sort of dog!!" karen " ok papa ill find out tonight ill talk to em some mor" "bye papa" mr.stanporth "by karen May stanporth. i love you"
karen "i love you too papa bye"
 ZSnooozingZ · Fri Mar 27, 2009 @ 11:37pm · 0 Comments |
