fake friends: Never ask for food.
true friends: are the reasons you have no food.
fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!"
fake friends: never seen you cry.
true friends: cry with you
fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
true friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
fake friends: know a few things about you.
true friends: Could write a book about
you with direct quotes from you.
fake frends: Will see u cry and comfort u.
real frends: Will see u cry leave 4 5 seconds and come bak with a shovel and ask who they're burying.
fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
fake friends: Are for a while.
true friends: Are for life.
fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."
fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
true friends: Will knock them the f**k out
fake friends: will see a giant spider on your bak and smak it off
true friends: most likely put the spider there
fake friends: Will read this.
true friends: Will steal this, just like I did
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