Shopping earlier today I made sure to stop by the most important area for people like me that have zero culinary experience; the cereal aisle. And me being ignorant of buying anything outside of the game department, I decided to shop by colors, preferably anything in several neon colors with BIG BOLD TEXT to grab my attention, then I saw it:
It's colors like the song of a siren, beckoning me.
Who DIDN'T have a childhood that involved this lovable anger-prone neanderthal? I'd be a fool not to spend $3.29 on pebble-shaped sugar. I could not wait to take it back home and pour things into it. I even buckled it into the passenger's seat.
At first I was like:
But upon reaching home it quickly turned into:
As the cereal went from crunchy to soggy in five seconds after making contact with milk.
While I'm complaining about cereal; I never forgave Trix for making their cereal sphere-shaped, when it first came out I just figured "oh, it's just a temporary change, like lucky charms and their seasonal marshmallows." But months passed and it became apparent that the spheres were here to stay; severing one of the few ties to my beloved childhood.
This whole cereal fiasco has been the only major disappointment of 2011 for me, so far anyway, 21 days in, not too shabby, how are you holding up?
I could really use this, it's been a rough one.
Oh, and I also bought Mass Effect 2 and Little Big Planet 2 for the Playstation 3. But the cereal story was more important, I'm sure you'll agree, it had you on the edge of your seat.
And we wouldn't want that, would we?
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