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1) I'm not here but if u would please leave ur name, phone #, emergency #, social security #,ur best friends phone #, emergency #, and social security #, where u think i am, where u r right now, ur favorite food, ur friends favorite food, ur age, address, ur favorite movie, ur favorite drink, a 6-10 sentence paragraph on why im the coolest person u no, and 4 reasons why i should get back to u first! But for now just shh because my computers napping and I don't want to wake it up it might beep at me again...
2) Did you kno, as ur sitting here rite now ..reading this away message....well wait..sry bout my manners.how have u been ? Im good..thank u...Kinda busy..thats y i have this up..but yea life is good! ok..but back to the Did u kno...did u kno that as uve been reading this u have wasted about 15-20 (depending on how fast or slow u read) seconds of like UR LIFE? Tragic i kno! Sry bout that...
3) Hey guyz! gotta go! pot dont smoke itself! =]
4) Roses are Red and kinda Thorny when i talk to you i get quite.......... Corny HAHAAHH i knew what you were thinkin Shame SHAME!
5) Hello. I'm probably here just ignoring someone I don't like. Leave me a message and if I don't IM back, it's you.
6) I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up MOST of the screen but actually I just don't feel like talking to you.....
7)Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a bottle of beer.Jack got high unzipped his fly and asked jill if she'd wanna. Jill said yes unzipped her dress. Stupid her forgot her pill and now they have a son! * ** *** **** ***** ****** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** *
cool Who knows? Knowing me I might be running with scissors to feel like a badass
9) C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it! Hm, oh well...
10) content loading........
11) i never knew running into the wall would hurt as much as it did but here i am..on the floor..in a coma..hoping that my faithful penguin sends for help. last time this happened..the penguin just called me a bi0tch..took my shoes..and went to see the movie (insert movie title). to this day i still dont know if he liked it and whenever i ask he just calls me a slut and throws ice cubes at me!
12) Did you know that by reading to this away message, you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?
13) Hey I am not here because I fell out my chair and it might take awhile before I get back up! Ow call 911!!!
14) hi i think im snoozin right now and if you dont know what snooze means well that means im sleeping and when im sleeping i cant talk/type so that is y im not talking/typing to you unless i can sleep talk or sleep type but otherwise i cant talk to you at all nope not at all! you know y cause im snoozing and if you dont know what snoozin means well that meansim sleeping and if im sleepin i cant talk/type so that is y i am not talking/typing to u unless i can sleep talk or sleep type but i don't so i may b sleeping or i just might not want to talk to you so i put this away message on just so you will think i am sleeping even if i am just sitting here looking at my computer screen and u r wherever u r reading this and i just wasted a whole lot of your time i am still wasting your time if your r still reading this! well i guess i will be nice to you and let u go! but remember i may be snoozing (u should know what snoozing means by now) or maybe im just sitting if front of my computer cause i don't want to talk to u! bye!
15) !!!!!I'm away!!!!! If I like you leave a message... If I dont, dont bother... If you love me let me know... If you don't think you do don't front cause you know you do, so let it show... If you hate me... Say that too... Just be ready for what I have to say when I get back to you!
16) I assure you, no llamas were injured or killed in the creating, development, or typing of this away message....
17) When life gives you lemons, stuff them in your bra and make your chest look bigger.
1 cool waz here but now im not so i very sorry but my chair woooont stop spinng its goin out of control and im ganna pass out so byeeeee*barf* *barf*
19) I've forgotten more than I've ever learned. So if you're receiving this away message, I'm off doing something stupid again
20) You had better stop trying to read my away messages or I will take you to Disney World and make you ride It's a small world 30 times in a row
21) a little boy asked his father "daddy is god a man or a woman?" his father said "both". then the little boy asked "daddy is god white or black?" his father answered "both". Then the little boy asked " daddy is god michael jackson???"
 EklipXingWiNgs63 · Sat Nov 10, 2007 @ 12:32am · 1 Comments |
