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DAAAAAMN IT!!!!!!!!

I just broke mi nail!!!! UGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! &+ i had it buffed and s**t!!! GAWD!!!!!!!!!



lol ps, im totally not gay but discusting nails is totally a turn off.


i just made a verii inspiring song about mi freaken broken nail, and i hope these lyrics will touch your heart forever.

now please, this song is frah-gile and delicate and very sothing to the ear. so sing it with some dramatic effect and rythem and harmoney like i would.
and i apoligize that i am blonde and i rele cant spell lol.

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
flippin nail just broke.
i think im going to croak.
it is not chipped.
but it does look like s**t.
it is short and stubby.
and it looks very cruddiiiii.

mi freaken nail,
was goegeous,
but now it is....

hid-eeee-ous!!!!!

it is HIDEOUS!!!

oh shyeah shyeah,
]how its hideous.

it is also grotest!!
and mi nails DID
look the best!!!
but now it looks like it was done in the middle west!!!!

And i think mi nail looks fuglier than austin powers chest!!!!

mi nail USE to rock!!!
but now it looks like a goths!!!
mi nail sheah, sucks.

oh how, could, joooooaaaanna,
do this to me.
Oh why am i Cryin over, history!!!

mi nail,
yes i wail.
cuz i looks so bad!!
and its making me sad.

how i shal make fugly nails a fad!

So dad,
he said, son.
your acting like a gaylord.
becuz ur singing about a stupid nail.
and jayson.
why the hell r u a drama queen.
i think mi dad is very mean.
but he makes it up with his platnum card supreme.
that he lends me.
when i go shopping.

this is a song about me.

THE END.

leave me some love and so crit. s**t on mi song.
kay thnx!