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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be a glutton. *I eat less than most people I know*
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. *Crying is so much less painful*
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h. *Facts make the world go 'round*
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. *I have more morals than my friends who are die-hard Christian*
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. *Not quite*
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. *Oh ho ho ho! Where should I start?*
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. *I wouldn't call getting drunk two nights a year a problem.*
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. *It looks good on me*
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. *I don't need your money*
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. *4 months and counting*
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. *I walked away*
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big d**k.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. *I only "know" I'm pretty because others tell me so. I can't say I believe them*
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. *It's not because of grades I'm not social*
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. *It's called fashion.*
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. *So I like style ... and cosplay*
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. *ahem*
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******** them all. *Again, going on 4 months now*
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. *this includes girls*
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. *I can count the guys I've slept with on one hand and still have fingers left over.*
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. *I'm sorry I like to be comfortable*
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. *There is no perfect race*
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. *They're fun!*
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. *Maybe the latter XD*
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. *Oh dear, oh dear.*
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. *It's just about the only meal I eat*
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. *I'm just anti-social*
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be ******** up. *Who's not?*
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. *But I knew where all the good parties were*
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. *What's wrong with Victorian dress?*
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
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Engineer Whytekatt · Tue May 19, 2009 @ 03:39am · 0 Comments |
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