"I'm in a weird situation because I like rainbows but I'm not gay, so I'll wear a rainbow on my shirt but under it I have to put not gay, but I'm not against gay people so under that I gotta put but supportive.
I just think it's weird that one group took refracted light, that's pretty greedy gays."
-Demetri Martin
I thouht this was so cute ^^ my favorite comedian says this.
He's osm and super funny.
"If you can’t tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle, then you’re probably fat.”
“Job requirements for being a bouncer, 1) be an a*****e, 2) stand by the door.”
{{ some ppl don't know what a bouncer is so I'll enlighten those some ppl, a bouncer is the person who stands in front of the door at a club and decides who goes in and who doesn't.
“People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. I don’t understand this cliché. Nobody should throw stones. In fact, if the glass house was on fire, then people in glass houses SHOULD throw stones.”
 nema11 · Tue Apr 10, 2007 @ 01:06am · 0 Comments |
