The Good Time Stories by sierra and leah! ..and megan too.
-i ate a sandwhich and it was awesome. then i ate some cheese and that tasted like sweaty balls. so i washed it down with some prune juice then i stole some kids bike and a raped an old man.
by megan-tard
-time to rock your sock with juice. first take off your socks. then fill them with juice then put them back on. and dance then call your alien friends. it's ok if they don't wear socks. they can do the same with a bowl of peanut butter on their head. this one time i went skate boarding and saw a talking kangaroo that told me some words of wisdom. i would tell but i was to preoccupied with his friend the green mustard bottle. mustard is supposed to be yellow.
by megan-tard
- today i went to the land of magical watermelons there was a little man there that wanted me to stand on my head and count to 11 so that he could do research, not to sure what the research was for i am pretty sure that it was to see how many people he could make look like a retard. after that magical visit i went home and did the yes dance. lets do the fork in the garbage disposal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4
once again megan-tard
- quote: when life gives you lemons,
f-ucking eat them.. obviously.
by c-me.
- Peniscake, i'm so sawee that i couldn't make wartime in your eye. my alternate self and i went in a staring battle which, sadly took about 45 seconds. so i will do whatever you want to make up for the time of yours that i have wasted. including sucking the juices from your eyes.
: ) forever and always, mike hunt < 3
by c-me.
- to day i slept on a potatoe then i ate it with my a** hole then it was tastey kinds tasted like corn whats up with that i know. then i decided to go for a walk to narnia saw a green elf he was trying to sell me drugs i said no cuz i don't by drugs from elf only aliens.
by megan-tard
-Dear diary,
today i decided that megan is the coolest ever. i also want a naked guy with a boner.
by megan-tard
fyi leah read these messages in her notes section of her ipod touch one day, so she was apart of it in terms of reading them out loud as i typed them onto the computer.
