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There i was, standing on top of the Mountain of Candy, with the Unicorn's a-callin my name. My name is Kyle XY, and it shall be for the rest of time. I am still being chased by the KKCK, but somehow, some way, somebody managed to take down Elgar aka Juto Michaeli, so I'm safe for the time being. I don't know exactly how i met Billy Bob Unicorn, but from what i can remember, it was an extraordinary experience. As I was running away from another agent of the KKCK (a woman by the name of KOOL KAT KATHYFERLICIOUS FACECHUMP), I stumbled into a pile of crap. Not just any crap though, crap straight from Zeus himself, littered with itteh bitteh teeneh weeneh bits of Venomous Poisonous Ultima Golden Meteorite Poopskin. It looked so magnificent that I just had to take a bite. I felt like I was in Heaven, but then once I started to chew, I started to feel like I was going downhill to Hades, fast. I ate the bit i peeled off anyway, cause I could still taste that little bit of Heaven on my tongue, which unfortunately ran away from me the other day whilst I was sleeping on top of the bunk bed....of Cavity and Teeth DECAY!?! Yes indeed. That's exactly how I want you to think it happened. It's probably better if you know the truth. But I don't feel like it, so just go with bunk bed of Cavity and Teeth Decay (which btw did you know that 69% of heart attacks are caused by bacteria uniting together around chur tongue? That can be cured with the new Orabrush, and it'll help get rid of yo snakeskin in a basket breath while it's at it. Yeah I said it. What'chuu gonna do about it?) Anyway, after I was done eating Venomous Poisonous Ultima Golden Meteorite Poopskin, I walked over to the gentleman's room where there was currently a ball or two being held (get it?) and I washed out my mouth. Why? Because if tiny remains of Zeus's crap stay in between the tiny gaps in chur teeth, they will lie dormant there until Valentine's Day, after which they will turn into Venomous Poisonous Ultima Golden Meteorite Poopskin, which is worth a very prety penny indeed (pink with frills), but it will make it where your left hand will make everything you touch turn into....exact replicas of whatever you just touched with your left hand. I know it sounds unbelievable, but it's the truth, and I can change it if i feel like it, but I'm not feeling very generous right now, aside from that 1,000,000,000,000$ i gave to that one kid that did stuff to me and was probably actually not a kid at all and just some middle aged yaoi-wielding stuff-doer that was after my smexy bod, but hey, who cares? Where was I? Oh yeah, I cleaned Zeus's poopie outta my mouth (smelled minty fresh afterwards) and left the bathroom. As I was walking out, I saw a woman pass by. She was as beautiful as I was to myself, and that's saying something right there (know what i meanz?) I went over and talked to her, but then i was like "OMFG CHUR THAT ONE CHICK" and she was all like "Hi Kyle" and I was like "HOLY JUICE BOX KRAZY SLURPY STRAW GET OUTTA MY LIFE" and then she was like "Kyle let's go make out and stuff behind that telephone pole which is infront of that water fountain that everyone's standing around so that people will probably watch us, but I will enjoy it because I like attention" and I was all like "ok" and then we were like "Let's go play video games at the like place" and then I suddenly realized that the girl was....my sister's ex-bf's mother's daughter's....nothing. She wasn't related to them at all. I just felt like saying that. But she was KOOL KAT KATHYFERLICIOUS FACECHUMP, which scared me at first, but then I was ok with it. Then I was suddenly teleported to the Top of a Mountain of Candy, with Billy Bob Unicorn and Friends a-callin my name. Hope you enjoy the latest journal~