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New journal entry, New exams, and new Ramen. |
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I haven't posted anything in a while, so I might as well post now. Exam week starts tomorrow and midterms are killing me. I've been stuDYING for the Math midterm for three weeks and it's killing me. Everything else; C.E. English, Socials, Science, French will be a piece of CAKE. Math is stressing me out, however.
I got the shittiest math teacher this year. The notes of hers that we take make no sense, and when she explains it (or tries to, as the case may be) it makes even less sense. She tries to clarify some equations that we didn't get on some homework assignments and even SHE ******** up and gets them wrong. I've been going to her tutorials and they haven't been doing s**t. I ask how to do something, and she gives this long-winded, nonsensical rambling of an explaination, and when I don't get it, she repeats the nonsense over and over ans asks me again if I get it. If I reply "no", she sighs and says "have you been paying attention in class?". I want to smack her upside the head and tell her that I have been paying attention in class and THAT'S PROBABLY THE REASON WHY I'M FAILING.
Seriously. Let's look at my other marks. C.E: 93% English: 82% Science: 86% Socials:94% French 12 (I'm taking the senior couse 'cause french 10 is too easy... french 12 is easy, kinda): 87% And Math: 44% My teacher needs to be shot and/or maimed so she cannot teach anymore.
I've been living off of Nong Shim brand Kimchi-flavoured ramen; good stuff but doesn't taste like kimchi at all (which, by the way, is spicy cabbage). I'm addicted to the stuff, but I'm a bit dissapointed that they took the spicy block out and only kept the flavouring powder. it's not as spicy. Maybe they did it to attract more western-oriented tongues (A.K.A. White people who think ketchup is spicy) into buying their brand. Damn you, Nong Shim. You ruined your damned instant noodles (which are still good, just not AS good). They keep me awake somehow, so I go through about two bowls a night staying up stuDYING for math.
 The Perennial · Sun Jan 30, 2005 @ 07:44pm · 1 Comments |
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Math Tests and the Human Flavoured Ramen. |
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This math test coming up is pissing me off and I think I'm addicted to Ramen. Here's my little rant about "oriental style" flavour ramen noodles.
I'll be abrupt and to the point (Which also means "to the point", so my redundancy count so far is 1) : Oriental style ramen tastes and smells like old people. I had the misfortune of eating this hellforsaken meal replacement one fateful day. I opened the package, and his overwhelming smell of celery rushed to my noze. I didn't think it was that bad, then I took the freeze-dried noodles out, put it in a pan, and reached for the bottom of the packet....there it was: the 'oriental flavour'. Now this scared me. Billions upon billions of thoughts rushed through my head upon looking at a small silvery packet that said 'oriental' on it. One such though is that it really WAS people.
"What the hell is oriental flavour? What do they do; Take a guy like me and put him in a bowl?"~Dat Phan
My thoughts indeed. Well, I opened this horrid packet from beyond the grave and inspected its contents. As said earlier, it smelled of elderly people (redundancy count: 2!). Again, billions of thoughts arose; one of them being: "What kind of sick, necrophilic, sadist would come up with such a concoction?" Another one of them thinking back to that old movie I saw called 'Soylent Green', which was about the overpopulation of the world, and how they coincidentally 'took care' of the situation, while a new and popular food product, 'soylent green' rose in local grocery store aisles; much to the peoples' dismay when they found out "Soylent green is PEOPLE!"
Well, I was damned hungry and with nothing else to eat; so I cooked it. to mask the flavour, I put a LOT of pepper and a scrambled egg for good measure. I ate it and, lo and behold, it tasted of elderly couples mashed in with celery, mushrooms, and pepper with some scrambled egg. The scariest thing about this is that I like the flavour.
'Nuff said.
The Perennial · Thu Nov 11, 2004 @ 06:35am · 1 Comments |
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