Okay, first off, I have to, like, clarify here. I'm NOT Jasmine. I'm her little sister, Daffodil. Okay... furthermore... I WANNA BE ON SUMMER VACATION!
It is like sooo not fair. So they give us Memorial Day weekend and we get like three whole days off school, but it's like not at all the same as getting off school for good. And we have like a kabillion end of year projects due for school. It totally sucks. And my nazi English teacher has assigned us a book report to do! And I only have like two weeks to find some dumb book and write a report on it. The worst part is, we have to pick a weirdo book from like, her list.
So yesterday after school I went to like, the local library, and I walked up to this geeky librarian guy who was like totally picking his nose as if nobody could see him, and I was all, "Hey, nosepicker, I need a book to read in the next two weeks and if you could find me a good book from this list I might treat you like a human being." And he was all stuttering and stuff like he'd never talked to another person and all, but he got me this book "Pride and Prejudice" (whatever that's about... racism, maybe?) and he was all, "Uh... here..." and I checked it out without touching it, and I was all "Thanks, snotwad," and left.
Only now that I'm home, I don't want to read the book. Jasmine's read it, and she says it's good, but all she ever does is like, read and surf the 'net, so I totally can't trust her advice. Anyway, maybe I can get her to write the report for me. She doesn't know that Boogerman had his icky hands all over the book.
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