Father: Want to know what I got your little brother for Christmas?
Me: What?
Father: A Gameboy.
Me: ..........What kind? Gameboy Advance, I hope.
Father: Um.....
Me: The flippy kind? You didn't get him the big enormous old fashion one? Did YOU? DID YOU?
Father: No... this one's really tiny.
Me: Oh, a Micro. Okay, good. Thank goodness. 'Cause those old Gameboys are ENORMOUS. You need ENORMOUS pockets to carry them.
Father: Maybe that's where cargo pants came from. And gangster wear.
Me: Oh my gosh! Blame hip-hop on the gamers! It's a tragic irony!!!!
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