One day an usher went up to an old lady as she came into the church.
"Where would you like to sit madame?" he asked.,
"In the front row," was her reply.
"I don't think it wise to do so. The pastor is rather boring."
"Do you know who I am?" the old lady questioned him.
"No."
"I am the pastor's mother," she replied simply.
"Do you know who I am?" asked the usher.
"No," the lady said with a questioning glance.
"Good," the man sighed, "Well have a good day madame," and he walked away.
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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