A pastor was giving a sermon on how much he hated alcohol.
"If I was able I would pour all of the world's beer into the river. If I was able I would pour all of the world's whiskey into the river. If I was able I would pour all of the world's wine into the river." After saying this he returned to his seat.
Then the cantor stood up and said, "Would you please stand and join me in our closing song in the Gather book, Let's go Down to the River."
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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