Three women died and went to heaven. At the gate they met St. Peter.
"There is only one rule in heaven," he said. "Don't step on the ducks." He then opened the gate and allowed the women to enter. At that moment the women noticed that there were so many ducks that it was nearly impossible to step anywhere without steping on a duck. So, of course, not long after the first woman stepped on a duck.
St. Peter then came to her with the ugliest man she had ever seen. "Because you stepped on a duck," St. Peter said, "you will be chained to this ugly man for all eternity."
Soon after the second woman stepped on a duck. St. Peter came with an uglier man than the first and told the woman the same as the first. Now the third woman had witnessed all of this and didn't want to be chained to an ugly man for all eternity so she was very careful. Somehow she managed to go three months without stepping on a duck. At this time St. Peter came to her with the handsomest man she had ever seen. He chained the two together and then left without a word. "I wonder what I've done to deserve to be chained to you for all eternity." the woman asked the man.
He turned to her and said, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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