A priest got up in front of his parish at mass one Sunday and said, "Good morning everyone. I have in my hands three sermons. One is a hundred dollar sermon that lasts five minutes. The second is a fifty dollar sermon that lasts thirty minutes. The third is a five dollar sermon that lasts a full hour. We will now pass around the collection baskets to see which one you will hear."
Yeah, this one is a little cheesey.
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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