A minister wanted to use visual during his sermen to explain it. He put three worms and three jars that each contained a different substance before his congergation. In the first jar was vanilla pudding. In the second jar was alcohol. In the third jar was pure, good dirt. A worm was put into each jar. At the end of the sermen the minister checked on the worms. The first worm which was in the vanilla pudding was dead. The second worm which was in the alcohol was dead. The third worm which was in the pure, good dirt was alive. So the minister asked his congergation what it meant.
A little old woman in the back of the church stood up and said, "If you drink a lot of alcohol you won't have worms."
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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