Two nuns were shopping at a grocery store when they came across the beer, wine, and alcohol area. Sister Margeret said to Sister Sue, "Would you like a beer, Sister?"
"Yes I would," replied Sister Sue, "but I would feel wrong buying it."
"Well I won't," said Sister Margeret as she picked up a 12-pack of beer and headed straight for the checkout. The cashier looked at the two nuns a little suprised. "It's to wash our hair with," Sister Margeret immediately told him.
Without blinking the cashier reached under the counter and put a big bag of pretzels in the bag with the beer. "Then the curlers are on me," he replied.
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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