John went to a revival. During the service the priest called forth anyone that needed prayers. John went up and got in line. When he got to the front of the line the priest asked, "John, what do you need prayers for?"
"My hearing," replied John. So the priest put a finger in one of John's ears and his other hand on John's forehead. He said a prayer and after a few minutes he took his hands off of John.
"How is your hearing now?" asked the priest.
"I don't know," answered John, "its in two weeks at the court house."
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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