A priest was walking pass a school when he passed a class of preschoolers on their way to the cafateria. As the class went by, one of the little boys stopped and stared at the priest. "Why are you dressed do weird?"
"I'm a priest and this is my uniform."
"Do you have a boo-boo?" asked the boy. It took the priest a moment to realize that the boy thought his plastic collar was a band-aid. He took it off and handed it to the boy so he could look at it. On the back were raised letters that told the name of the manufacturerer. The boy ran his fingers over the letters and the priest asked if the boy knew what it said.
"Yes," answered the boy who looked to young to know how to read. "Keeps away fleas and ticks for two months."
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Jokes from Church
Here are some jokes that Father Dale, the priest at my church told at the end of mass. I would love to know what you think of them so please leave a comment. Sorry if you tried before and couldn't, I had accidently hit the wrong setting. It should wo
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