Entry of: The Joker
So it's come down to this? Me writing all my thoughts & feelings & events into some stupid little notebook? He ho ho heho and I thought my jokes were bad.
Oh well at least it gives me something else to do than torture the guards. I'm going to kill them they just don't know when hahaha!
I've seen my daughter, Jenny, hanging around Mr.Potatohead (by this I mean that girly fool, Jonathan Crane) alot lately. I haven't really thought anything of it, I guess I'm thinking she's just being nice to the guy seeing as he has so few friends (more like no friends ha!).
But recently a little "incident" happened between the two of them and Dr. Arkham. They had to spend the night at the Gotham City Precinct. I wasn't to happy about that. I caused a little bit of a scene when I heard that. Ended with someone being stabbed in the eye with a pencil by a certain "green haired clown psycho". HA! I'll give you a hint: ME!
I saw Jenny holding Crane's hand. I saw the red smudges on his lips and suddenly it clicked for me. I became very angery at the young man. He was so very lucky that I was handcuffed. If not I would have surely killed him, regardless of what Jenny said. No one touches my little girl! NO ONE! I'm not going to lose her to some girly looking man like Jonathan Crane!!
"Daddy? Why would you say that?" Jenny asked. I looked at her & smiled. A few strands of her long green hair had fallen into her grey eyes. Her clown make-up was messed up & her scars were exposed slightly. God I hate her fake father for doing that to her beautiful face. Good thing he's dead.
"Oh I just want to make sure Johnny knows who he's dealing with." I said with a devilish grin. I could hear Crane gulp. The God of Fear was actually afraid. I guess he knows not to get in between a psycho and his daughter. Jenny looked at me for a moment. I knew she was thinking about this. I addressed my gaze to Crane now. "I'm going to kill you. I'm GOING to kill you. I'm going to KILL you." kept playing in my head. I chuckled a little which for some odd reason seemed to make Crane more nervous.
"Come on Joker. Back to your cell." The large heavy set guard said. I glared at him. I hate these bigger guards. They're so pushy and slightly harder to scare. The large man shoved me and I began to walk. Jenny, now unlinked from my arm, walked beside me. "Daddy...Are you angry?" Jenny asked. I wasn't surprised that she could read me so easily. We continued to walk to my cell which was a way down the hall.
"Why yes Jenny, actually I am." Jenny looked to Crane and then to me. "Why?" she asked. She has a lovely voice, so sweet. I wasn't angry at her, NOOO!! I was angry at Crane and he could feel it. Boy! Could he feel it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"Don't think I don't know what's going on between you two. I see the way you hold his hand and the red smudges on his lips." I replied angerly.
Crane began to get nervous. I could see Jenny squeeze his hand which seemed to relieve some of his fear. "Daddy, you should be happy for me! For us! Johnny makes me happy. You should respect that seeing how I respect your relationship with-" I quickly silenced her. "Uh uh uh! Ssh! That is a private family matter." I can't believe she was about to blab. I didn't think she would be so stupid.
Whether or not I liked him, Crane did seem to make her happy. So I guess I'm stuck with the stupid SOB hanging around my daughter. Anything for my baby girl! HAHAHA! I guess I can delay killing him for a little bit.
This was Chapter six of the Arkham Diaries.
Part one for (the Joker)
Part one for (the Joker)
