Heres a list of jokes for all of you.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, you don't have any sugar! (No sugar tonight in my coffee, no sugar tonight in my tea!)
Money is not the root of all evils, its evils sex slave.
Fight or flight is never the options, the options are die fast or die slow
Smoking dosn't kill, smoke inhalation does.
You do have a six pack, its underneath the keg
Its not the fire that burns, its the irony.
When the land lords flushed, they knew you were showering.
Its not in the last place you look, you started at the wrong place.
God does have a sense of humor, he made the duckbill platypus.
Watch the wedding in reverse to see you take the ring off her finger.
You never broke it, the floor did.
Those weren't aliens, they were asian tourists.
Their not really your friends, they just want to play your XBox 360.
No matter how many people you sleep with, Gene Simmons has done it more.
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